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Mine was, I left my longer legs at at home,
Thats why im only 5 Feet 5 inches tonight.

2006-09-30 11:05:51 · 8 answers · asked by lets talk 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

8 answers

Not a lady, but try this...

Does your drapes match your carpet....


HEHE figure it out........

2006-09-30 11:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Common Sense 5 · 0 0

Well, this didn't work on me, and it wasn't something the guy said, it was what his shirt said.....I was at the bar a few weeks ago and this guy (kind of a geeky guy) came in and his shirt said " I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll f**k you til he shows up" There were women all over him all night..............I thought it was a little strange, but whatever works I guess.

2006-09-30 18:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mine happened in a chat room. A guy named nilptr said it to me. My nick was elfi. I'd recently shown a semi suggestive (I was wearing a low cut shirt) ipck of myself to the room.

He said:

"nilptr gripes at elfi for being attractive, 2000 miles away, and in rut."

I married him three months later. :)

2006-09-30 18:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by j3nny3lf 5 · 1 0

I'm married and this worked on me "You are the definition of a beautiful perfect PTA/Soccer mom".

2006-09-30 18:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this is a very used line but it worked,

"i really have not seen anything as beautiful as you before"

2006-09-30 18:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by virgodoll 4 · 0 0

Nothing. Because it never works on me.

2006-09-30 18:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by ~Amor~ 3 · 0 0

i've seemed to have lost my number, can i have urs??

2006-09-30 18:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by BabyT 2 · 0 0

none...i dont listen to their crap

2006-09-30 18:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Liz M 2 · 0 0

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