Two women were walking around somewhere in Nevada on a blisteringly-hot sunny day. They were looking for a way to cool off a little. They passed a prostitute eating watermelon on the porch of a whorehouse without any panties on, so they asked her if she was any cooler by not wearing any panties.
The pantyless hooker replied, "Well I don't know if I am any cooler but it sure does keep the flies off my watermelon!"
2006-09-30 10:49:47 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Some people are like slinkies... they are really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
2006-10-01 07:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever heard in my life
2006-09-30 10:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by bgbgbg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't have one.!
2006-10-01 00:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a gross joke.
2006-09-30 15:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like mount saint helen!!!!
2016-05-06 06:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Victor Mateo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't have one..
2006-09-30 12:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
disgustingly humorous... props, dude!
2006-09-30 11:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh ew,lol
2006-09-30 10:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by goldieluxxx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWW thats gross!!! funny but gross
2006-09-30 10:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by KIMMIE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's disgusting. where's VAGISIL when you need it?
2006-10-01 06:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋