There once was a lady who was tired of living alone.
So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
She replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
He answered, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
(Think about it... you'll get it!)
2006-09-30 10:30:56 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't get it. Stop making fun of the disabled.
2006-09-30 13:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ridell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the way that Australia is placed on the map in the international. different facet of the international! No, once you flush your commode, it does not finally end up there. LOL i will enable you recognize, besides the undeniable fact that, that water will flow down the drain there in the contrary path from united statesA.
2016-12-15 17:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-30 10:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord that is so funny
2006-09-30 14:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before... its still funny... lol...
2006-09-30 10:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didn't have to think too hard
2006-09-30 10:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got it............he RANG the doorbell with his DING-DONG!!.... get it??
2006-10-01 06:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-30 10:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋