Of Jack Handy?
2006-09-30 09:21:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We all loved Uncle Bill, until one day, he ate one of us. Then we realized Uncle Bill was a bear.
I was taking my niece to Disneyland, instead I took her to an old abandoned farm that had burned down. I said "Oh no, Disneyland burned down." she cried, but inside I think she thought it was a pretty funny joke.
2006-09-30 09:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So its all about him again!
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
2006-09-30 09:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Jack knows for sure...
2006-09-30 09:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his first 1 coz it led to the rest of them
2006-09-30 09:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by neil d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange. That's my thought
2006-09-30 13:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
compassion dude
2006-09-30 09:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None!
2006-10-01 00:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares?
2006-09-30 09:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋