serious answers only. you and your spouse are on a road trip in a other state.?

Question

the nearest hotel is another 40 miles away. your spouse who is tired of driving, pulls over in the nearby woods for the evening. after being there for an hour, he hears a noise, when he looks he sees the tire blown. He decides to change the tire even though it is late, dark and in the woods. you cant change his mind because he tries to be the hero all the time and he wants to be able to get up and go the next morning. your against it but give in. he tells you to stay inside but not to move or you'll crush him with the car. you doze off but after about 20 minutes of not hearing him say anything you get out and try to take a peak. on the ground you find him slit ear to ear with his intestines hanging out, you scream, out the corner of your eye you see movement and when you look there is a man with a machete ready to slice. on the ground by your foot is a tire iron and a pocket knife. do you
a.run, screaming like a girl
b.pick a weapon of choice and fight
c.beg your way out of death

THE TIRE MYSTERIOUSLY GOES OUT, POSSIBLY DONE BY THE KILLER OR NATURE.

also for those of you who cant put two and two together like Ana, ear to ear is the THROAT and intestines is in the ABDOMEN

Answer 1

B. Until one of us is dead.

This person has already shown he will kill a stranger; begging would be a useless activity. Running won't help, as I don't know the area, and doubt I could out-run this individual. Screaming won't help, as I don't speak the language, and my cries probably won't be heard anyway.

BELLOW WITH RAGE!!! Drop, roll, and come up with the tire iron. When the attacker slashes, DODGE. Hit the attacker on the hand holding the machete, then back up and into his face. Continue to strike with the tire iron, kicking in the lower extremities whenever possible. A machete is a long-distance weapon, nearly useless for in-fighting. Treat it as a broadsword.

Above all else, FIGHT DIRTY. Throw dirt in his face if you have to. You are in the woods; use the trees. Grab a piece of wood and use it as a shield. etc. Just don't stop until he is dead, and you are safe.

Answer 2

I agree with Ana.

But you know, I wouldn't have allowed him to pull into the woods. How about a nice McDonalds parking lot?

I, too, would have been helping to change the tire.

As for the last, I'd have picked up the bat that I keep in the back seat for a primary weapon and the tire iron as a secondary. My bat would give me greater reach against machete man and it's aluminum so that's a bonus.

I wouldn't touch the pocket knife because the killer's prints may be on it.

I'd then rush machete man and bash his brains to kingdom come.

Answer 3

Lets see the tire is still on the car flat or not I would get in the car and drive away. You can get at least 10-20 miles down the road and then maybe change it yourself. 20 miles is a long way when not driving. You probably would have a got 40 minutes on the killer. Change the tire and then head to the nearest hotel and call the police.

Answer 4

actually i would use the precieved dominance of the killer to get him closer to me. and wait for him to swing with the machete.

i would stand tall but lean on the car and leave my throat open figureing that he would go for the throat first. as soon as he swings, drop to the ground and grab the knife. he will be suprised that he missed (usually) and give me just enough tome to sink the blade into the center of his thigh. the femoral artery runs through the center of the thigh and is the largest artery in the body. after this is severed they have about 45 seconds to live.

i would probally end up taking a machete hit to the arm, as a defense while getting back up. after that all i have to do is out run him for a few seconds. the more he runs the faster his heart goes, and the more blood he pumps out of his own system. if he is smart enough to tie off the wound first, than i still have a lead on him. and a stout tree branch is easy to find in the woods, find me a club, and wait untill i can get him in the open again. go fro breaking a leg early in the fight and then beat him senseless.

Answer 5

B would be too short an ending either way the better choice is always A run screaming like a girl into a town full of freaks. Then after many more scares then she fights back and Kicks butt

Answer 6

I would aimlessly scream...at my husband for being a jack*ss and never listening to me, when I asked him to pull over in a "safe" place...(if there is such a thing anymore). But for real, I would have helped change the tire anyway, and would have been the first to go. But then again, the bad guy always goes for the skinny chick, so maybe I do have a chance.

Answer 7

Okay, well first off--why would the tire decide to blow after having sat there stationary for an hour?

Also, I would have gone out and helped him change the thing in the first place.

Furthermore, one's intestines are in their abdomen, not their throat (ear to ear).

But back to your story...I would choose B. I'm gonna die using either A or C. There's a slight chance I WON'T die using B.

Answer 8

I think Ana made it very clear she knew where things were on the body. What she was getting at was how could your husbands intestines that are located in his ABDOMEN be spilling out of the cut that is ear to ear in his THROAT.

Now with that said and off my chest, I would choose B. I surely wouldnt lay there and die without some sort of fight.

And then theres the fact that you two raging fools stopped in the woods in the first place.......havent you ever seen the Halloween series? DUH!

Answer 9

B. I would slowly bend down and rap my hand around the tire iron,As I stood back up I would Push my chest out and smile real nice. While shaking my hair back. I would look this mad killer in the eye's and say"Bring it on big boy." Then run screaming like a girl while swingeing the tire iron in the air. HELP!!!!! CUTE GIRL IN DANGER!!!!!

Answer 10

I would start by pretending to talk my way out of death all the while reaching for a tire iron. I would then bash his head with the tire iron and then hit him again..and again..not killing him though. Then I would show him why he picked the wrong person to **** with.