My wife talked me into it. So we went. After the 6th session, at $150 a pop, they came to the "realization" that they loved each other, moved to Napa and are living the blissful Lesbian life style.
Some deal, huh? And I'm stuck with her cat, which hates me and craps in my shoes.
2006-09-30 08:09:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude!
You need to write a country and western song!
2006-09-30 08:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm only laughing because this struck a chord! (Not a pun on the C & W song, either!)
Went to a counselor, she and he decided I was the root of all evil.
Long story short: I left them both and have been living happily ever after for 10 years!!
No, I really don't want to go to a marriage counselor!!
(Sprinkle some of the hottest chili powder you can find into your shoes and the cat will quit using them for a litter box!)
2006-09-30 08:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a marriage counselor is just like a shrink, they are after your money. Evidently your wife like the lesbian life all along. Just be glad their gone, ship that cat to Napa and Get a dog.
2006-09-30 08:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cat isn't the real problem but its the most easily fixed. Find a no-kill animal shelter and give the cat away.. Then move on and good luck.
2006-09-30 08:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear God man, you just love to look a gift horse in the mouth dont you. Shoot the stupid cat and have a party. You have no idea just how lucky you are. Go buy a lottery ticket dude, you will probably win with your luck.
As far as her leaving. Dont take it personally bud. Women are as loyal and as fickle as a cat anyway. They both only have loyalty to themselves. Learn that now.
2006-09-30 08:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. JW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see a new sitcom in the works... But hey at least you can now move on and find a real woman... good luck in your adventures
2006-09-30 08:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by oracle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just plain luck.....get rid of d cat
2006-09-30 08:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by jewel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it must suck to be you..
2006-09-30 08:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by just_me_1955 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋