Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade
of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the Democrat you're holding
underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.
YES - I have posted this before - we just need it every once in a while. ; )
2006-09-30 07:01:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
rjf - EXACTLY!
2006-09-30 07:08:11 · update #1
Emily - Who are you? You are not even being rational. I do not report AND I do not care if you believe me or not. I will never be able to reason with you so I will not try.
This is a... joke...I...would...never...drown...anyone...okay?
2006-09-30 07:56:07 · update #2
Ahmed Al Akbarri - wow - that's the nicest thing you have EVER said to me. I AM okay, and the quick temper thing is correct.
I really am a nice person. It just doesn't come across in my postings I guess...
Have a nice night.
2006-09-30 12:30:18 · update #3
Is the face of a pretty blonde? You are plain mean!
But deep down inside. I don't think you really hate. You do have a quick temper. I'm starting to think you are ok. But I still don't like what you did to my girl.
2006-09-30 09:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by JS 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That Democrat you're holding underwater would be smiling, too, knowing you're going to hell for breaking the Ten Commandments. And being happy about it...
This is my Christian liberal response.
Yes, I know it's a joke.
The way this liberal de-stresses is by working in my community (soup kitchens, food pantries, Habitat for Humanity) to make "the world" a better place. If more people did this, "the world" might not be such a hectic place, but rather a place we'd could all enjoy.
I do find it funny that holding a persons head underwater is now a legal form of interrogation thanks to those wonderful conservative Republicans you support.
2006-09-30 08:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by john_stolworthy 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
i'm somewhat conservative. i bypass to church sometimes yet lots of the time i like to sleep in on my Sundays and the different day that doesnt require artwork xD. particular conservative females exist yet its in order that few of them i will see why this question known. even nevertheless i'm conservative and function consistently been the common stable lady, I do get exhilaration from my relaxing and loopy moments. i think of relaxing is stable yet not each and every of the time. I do like conservative/nerds/not so buff men. i admire those that would desire to maximum probable handle me and others around them real. So i've got faith there are women human beings that like conservative men.
2016-10-18 06:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by avey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a mother to talk about drowning people, are you a rolemodel for your kids? is it right for repubs to teach hate? i am of no political party, i think some have good views and some bad. But its soooo ridiculous for you to be so immature for your kids. And your 1 question was a lie, YOU DO GIVE PEOPLE VIOLATION WHEN YOU DONT LIKE THEIR RESPONSE, like the one you gave me, you teach your kids to lie too?
2006-09-30 07:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Star 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I don't need to get out of reality to feel good. It makes me feel nice that the Democrats are leading in the polls.
2006-09-30 07:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Well it would be a joke If I was holding a Republican under water. then I would be ROFLAO!
Remember Its only a joke:)
2006-09-30 07:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Belladonna 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That is funny!
Democrats - This is a joke, not a call to action.
2006-09-30 07:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by rjf 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
http://www.oneplanetonenation.com/ponightmares1.html
2006-09-30 07:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by savio 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats it ... your going to a cia detention center for a torture session now...
2006-09-30 07:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Laughed my butt off..,thanks for the laugh as you said we all need it.Just too cute.
2006-09-30 07:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by halfbright 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋