A true story from the Northwest Florida Daily News:
A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw pair a of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment,she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The MECHANIC working on the car had to have three stitches in his forehead.
2006-09-30 06:51:13 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hardly ever wear any.
2006-09-30 06:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by cartmanct 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, maybe u should always wear underwear if your prone to hanging out of ur over-pants
2006-09-30 13:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by rae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee' hee' nice... freeballin,
yeah goin commando is good when you're wearing track shorts
but w/ jeans and shite' like that... cotton undies are the best way to go lol
2006-09-30 13:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the humorous story. i'm one of those people who do not believe in wearing underwear, ever. i enjoy the feel of freedom beneath my clothing. i want my MAN and his BOYS to be liberated--free to flop up and down, etc. underwear, to me, is stiffling and inhibiting. not my comfort zone.
2006-09-30 14:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and what happened to the WIFE? wasn't she the one that was out of line?
2006-09-30 15:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes definetly yuo would'nt want that to happen to you
2006-09-30 13:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That is a good joke.
2006-09-30 14:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for making me laugh! That was truly funny! I'm laughing out loud! Rock on!
2006-09-30 13:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by Basketcase 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was me... dang that hurt too
2006-09-30 13:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Point taken.
2006-09-30 13:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋