True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
2006-09-30 05:59:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
That is a great lilttle story- made me laugh out loud.
2006-09-30 06:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am very happy that you passed their 'test', but I can't say much for the family that you are about to inherit. That is a very sick way of seeing if you can be trusted. They shouldn't have tested you in the first place, unless they had some suspicion. If I were you, I'm not sure I could trust them.
2006-09-30 13:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story!
2006-09-30 13:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this story somewhere else before, are you the original author?
2006-09-30 13:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best story i have ever heard.
2006-09-30 13:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Tay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one but still good.
2006-09-30 13:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh...and oldie but a goodie
2006-09-30 13:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what you had me going for a sec. thinking that was a good man.... GUESS NOT, just another man-whore!
2006-09-30 13:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by cheer8ko 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old joke dude.....you need fresh material
2006-09-30 13:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by paul m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before.... but it's always funny!!
2006-09-30 13:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by Tony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋