What can you contribute to "Lessons I Learned Too Late"?

Question

Now that I've been answering here for awhile, I can't help thinking about writing a book. Each chapter will discuss in detail the lessons I learned too late. First chapter will be "no hot fudge sundae tastes as good as being lean and healthy feels." What would you like to see for another chapter heading?

OK, Vic; for you, we'll rename it "Lessons We Learned Too Late." How's that?

Answer 1

I beg to disagree-there is no such thing as a lesson learned too late-perhaps lessons you wished you had learned earlier in life :-)
My suggestion for a chapter title would be : Hold your (my) tongue.

Answer 2

Trying to impress women... pointless and a total waste of money. When I turned 30, I realized how much time and money I wasted chasing tail and looking cool. Now I have all the things I've always wanted. By the way... I met my wife after I turned 30 and quit trying to impress the ladies.

Answer 3

~ A book cannot be judged by its cover.
~ Love leaves your grip if you try to hold on to it.
~ Nothing is planned.
~ Deadlines never work
~ People in general are good but, on Internet anyone and everyone can be evil.
~ People are very emotional on the internet.
~ Laughter kills (if you have tuberculosis.)

Answer 4

I've learned that it's not the best idea to read E. A. Poe stories while home alone.

Answer 5

People are like leopards; they don't change. (At least not overnight).

I should have kept up my daily exercises instead of relaxing whenever i felt fit. (now i cant climb a flight without panting)

Sex is like pringles, once u pop u cant stop!

Answer 6

its "Lessons I Learned Too Late" not "lessons we learned too late"

Answer 7

Children really DON'T come with a handbook!

Answer 8

Smoking is really not that cool when you are older

Answer 9

If only I listened to my mother!

Answer 10

if only i had believed everyone else when they said he was a jerk