1. you may be right
2. the best is yet to come
3. I think I saw a Werewolf
4. I pity the fool
5. it came from outer space
6. to be or not to be
2006-09-30 05:12:17 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
While walking the downtown area of Chicago the other day, I think I saw a werewolf doing Shakespeare on the corner(probably a Second City up and comer practicing his talents). He said "to be or not to be, that is the question" in a rather bold and showman type of way. Not wanting to leave him hanging on the only question this poor werewolf had to ask of the populace, I interjected my reply "Well sir, you may be right, but I need to get to a meeting right now". Frantically he replied "wait my good man, the best is yet to come!" I smiled and confessed that Shakespeare is not my forte, but I do like Carl Sagan. OH the werewolf was quick on his feet and bellowed, "Billions and billions of eons ago...it came from outer space....a black hole if you will...." No No No I answered, "I really must be going, you see my dear werewolf, I have an impossible boss who hates it if you're late to a meeting and I pity the fool who crosses his wishes". The werewolf smiled and said, " Hey man, all I really need is a couple bucks for lunch. Can you help me out"? Hmmm..I thought about it for a sec. and gave him 5 bucks. He was sooo grateful he asked "how can I ever repay you my good fellow". I think the best and only way is to grant me 10 points for such a good story. Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow!
2006-09-30 05:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
To be or not to be that is the question, I pity the fool that thinks I saw a werewolf that came from outer space. You may be right i guess the best is yet to come.
2006-09-30 12:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by jumpinjackdw 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You might be right when you say that the best is yet to come. However, I think I saw a Werewolf and it came from outerspace. Can it get any better than this? I pity the fool that believes any of these writings. Shakespeare said it best, "to be or not to be".
How's that?
2006-09-30 12:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
With all those quotes the punctuation spots (without new paragraphs) will be grammatically incorrect...but here goes: Keep in mind I am not punctuating it the way it should be because you asked for just one paragraph.
"I think I saw a werewolf" said the guy who forgot to shave or comb his hair for a week, after looking in the mirror. "You may be right", said his wife, while inwardly saying, "I pity the fool".
"To be or not to be clean is the question you have to ask yourself", she said to him. "That darn virus that affected his brain - it came from outerspace," she thought to herself. That afternoon she drove her daffy husband to the psyche ward of the nearest hospital. Driving home in the car, she pulled out her bottle of waterless hand-wash solution and consoled herself. "The best is yet to come".
2006-09-30 12:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by LL 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋