Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”
His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”
2006-09-30 03:09:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
For those who enjoyed this one...check out my other 2 jokes I've posted. By clicking on my name...especially the "BOOBS" ONE. You'll enjoy it.
2006-09-30 03:09:58 · update #1
hahahahahaha omg i love the ones with the little jonny or billy.. lol always funny
2006-09-30 07:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.
2006-09-30 04:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other 2 jokes are pretty funny. This one is quite predictable, though.
2006-09-30 03:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't uncle Harry, dude.
It was the Lord Tan.
For guys... there's Uncle Kenny.
You don't wanna know... trust me.
Oh wait, he's already behind you.
2006-09-30 03:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by Disturbed-Individual 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure i became into at a females room in a rooming homestead i became into on my knees on the foot of the mattress doing comparable as this guy became into to you and her room mate walked in after 5 minutes of watching she excused herself and walked out. this happend serverial situations as those females lived to gether, slept in comparable mattress
2016-10-15 09:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This 1 is funny! ThX!
2006-09-30 03:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2006-09-30 03:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny, man. thanx for the points.
2006-09-30 03:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by inneedofhelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah thats gay but iit is ever so funny
2006-09-30 03:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by BoSSyMiSSy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL... :O
i'm too young for that sort of thing..
2006-09-30 03:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by SkUlAsZtIcCa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋