On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
2006-09-30 02:36:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Oh, I don't know, another question might be "what kind of idiot spells what as wot, with as wiv, these as dese?"
(Although, in all fairness, I really did like your list..........)
2006-09-30 03:13:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
particular, all yet 6 or 7 dogs food companies use lifeless animals of their food. not ck, pink meat, lamb, and so on. i'm conversing approximately actually scraping highway kill(inclusive of canines and cats), different rendered pets, euthanized pets from vet workplaces, cancerous tissue, what do you think of they do with the diseased areas they shrink off the beef they feed us? The USDA sends the not worth meat to puppy food companies. They conceal it under different animal meal, i.e. lamb meal, and so on. They use a small quantity of reported animal, and use the rendered tissue as filler. everybody thinks their puppy food would not incorporate this, yet like i reported, ninety 5% do, and the 5% that don't you will not truthfully locate, petsmart and petco do not carry them-in any respect.
2016-10-18 06:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm most of those aren't food....
My favourite is when they say "Free gift inside. No purchase necessary". Okay, mistake me if I'm wrong, but that utterly suggests you can just steal the free gift, 'cos it told you you needn't make a purchase... Labels and disclaimers very often defy all common sense.
2006-09-30 10:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are funny but what type of idiot says wiv dese instead of with these???? You i'm afraid, you spoilt a very funny question with your rage inducing language. God you make me sick the way you talk like that. It it ridiculous and makes you look a complete retarded moron.
2006-09-30 02:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by waspy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know, it often makes me laugh too. Especially the childrens medicine! Its like with a guillotine, DO NOT PLACE FINGERS UNDER CUTTING BAR! HELLO I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
2006-09-30 02:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You missed a few more, like:
On a packet of nuts in American Airlines: "Directions: Open packet; eat nuts."
Those labels rather prove that more and more people are becoming stupid.
2006-09-30 08:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mike N. D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
the same idiot who invented the comb for the bald people and the solar powered flashlight.
2006-09-30 02:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by Grace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone with as much spelling and intelect as you by the seems of things!
2006-09-30 02:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Simon B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the idiot who can't read English
2006-10-01 02:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once bought a new eyeshadow and on the back it said 'avoid contact with the eyes' ??????
2006-09-30 02:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋