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John and David were patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him.

The medical director learned of David's heroic act & almost immediately ordered that David be discharged from the mental hospital. He felt, in light of his heroism, that David had amply displayed that he was mentally sound.

The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died."

David replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

2006-09-30 02:13:00 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Hahaha that was funny but sort of mean

2006-09-30 02:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

insane not enough IQ to leave the hospital and able to survive by himself.

2006-09-30 02:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by charky 1 · 1 0

Pretty insane.

2006-09-30 02:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1 0

I already heard that one a while back. Funny.

2006-09-30 02:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 1 0

insane

2006-09-30 02:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by jody n 7 · 1 0

hee hee thats goood lol

2006-09-30 02:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahaha!!!!!! i couldn't stop laughing..... by da wae where u got it.... can u plzzzzzzz e-mail mi the website at swit_gal_chani@hotmail.com.... thank you..... by da wae that guy is INSANE!!!!!!!!

2006-09-30 02:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by BOLE CHUDIYAN 2 · 1 0

wayyyy insaneeeeeeee

2006-09-30 02:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Fia 5 · 1 0

oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

2006-09-30 02:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 1 0

both.

2006-09-30 02:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by girlshadow212 4 · 1 0

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