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Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the good doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."
Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds".
Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and A**holes."
Still no go.
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queers and Rears", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either.

They finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.

2006-09-30 01:37:39 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

You're seeing them both, right?

2006-09-30 04:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2 0

Just had to come down to earth for the simple folk

2006-09-30 01:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by jimmy a 3 · 1 0

Very interesting.

2006-09-30 01:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1 0

LMAO thanks I needed that. xxx I need to see Dr Jones and ask him for a new one...

2006-09-30 01:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 1 0

LOL that was pretty funny.

2006-09-30 02:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1 0

good qeusion

2006-09-30 01:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nice...

2006-09-30 01:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rika 4 · 1 0

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