2006-09-29 23:59:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
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2006-09-30 01:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An engineer dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks the engineer his name, checks his ledger, and says "Sorry, you dont seem to be on the list... What was your profession?" The engineer tells him, and St. Peter says "Oh... I think engineers go to the other place, sorry..."
So the engineer goes off to hell, and when he gets there, he's not on the devil's ledger either, but the devil says "Don't worry, we accept everyone here, come on in".
Now, the engineer was a hard working man, and he devotes his afterlife to making hell a bit nicer. He builds bridges over pools of lava, as well as other engineer stuff, but his crowning glory is a fantastic air conditioning system which makes hell quite liveable. He becomes quite popular in hell and he and beelzebub become great friends.
Anywho, God calls up Satan one day and says: "So, hows Hell?"
"It's quite nice actually, we've got this engineer here, he's installed an air-con system and its lovely and temperate"
"Engineer?" says God "What's his name?" The Devil tells him.
God checks his ledger and says "Hang on, he's supposed to be in heaven!"
The Devil says "Hey, he went to heaven and you didnt want him. He's mine now!"
God is incensed "Send him up here right now!"
"No! I like him here!"
God, at the end of his tether, screams "If you dont send that engineer to heaven right now, I'll sue"
The Devil laughs "YOU'RE going to sue ME? And where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"
2006-09-30 00:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by dave_eee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny and all but surely the point of yahoo answers is you don't give the answer when you ask the question?
2006-09-30 00:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out how John Edwards made his millions.
It will make you sick.
The people will be paying for it as long as this country lasts.
2006-09-30 00:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a busload of politicians going off a cliff?
A good start.
What do you call a busload of politicians going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame.
2006-09-30 00:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
since when the lawyer
2006-09-30 00:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by larryclay2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! That was good. The devils advocates...
2006-09-30 00:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha funny
2006-09-30 00:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by jonny d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋