2006-09-29 21:30:52 · 22 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I looked to see some of your answers and they were typical. I have some and I'd love to share them.
There is a town in Alaska that has very few women
and lots of single men, but the women have a
humorous saying concerning all of the men in town.
The odds are good
but
the goods are odd.
I’m in for a good time,
not a long time.
Think like a guy
and
act like a girl.
My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
Your aim would help.
Nobody listens to me,
until I fart.
You don’t have to worry about the world coming to an end today.
It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Bumper sticker of the year:
“ If you can read this thank a teacher and since it’s in English, thank a soldier !! ”
I Love You More Today
Than Yesterday.
Yesterday You Really Pissed Me Off.
I smile because you are my sister.
I Laugh because there is nothing
you can do about it.
If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.
2006-09-29 21:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
watch re-run episodes of Dawson's Creek, if you can.
Joey Potter, played by Katie Holmes, was the queen of witty comebacks on that series.
Pacey Witter, played by Joshua Jackson, also had his fair share of witty comebacks.
You can actually learn how to be witty from watching that show.
2006-09-30 05:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first things first, do you have a witty post? cause this one is stupid
thanks for the points though
2006-09-30 04:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by #41 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I usually do, but when I don't or it is an authority figure, a blank, silent stare that borders on insolence works well.
2006-09-30 06:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My witty comeback is in the shop, do you want to see my cummy *******
2006-09-30 04:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, but first you gotta say something witty.
Yeah, but I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who's unarmed and out of ammunition.
2006-09-30 04:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually, but nothing's coming to me right now. :-(
(Man, that was witty of me!)
2006-09-30 10:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is That like witty broke back mountain?
2006-09-30 04:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most all the time, yes. It drives people nuts.
2006-09-30 08:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sure ree dooo bob. now do you have a witty question?
2006-09-30 04:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋