2006-09-29 19:18:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
either ask God to stop letting them do nautures work, or you can chase em all down and put diapers on em all. :P
2006-09-29 19:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by strwberridreamz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This depends, but the basic principle is the same... Make your yard uninviting to birds.
Try branches or items that have become roosts. Stop feeding them if you do. If those don't work try scaring them off, put up an owl or crow decoy, play a tape recording of predators, get a pet, or hang a wind chime.
As a last resort you could put little birdie diapers on all of them.
2006-09-29 19:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by buckj04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three methods with which you could deal with this problem.
First, take up your lawn and replace with paving stones.
Second, place a statue, preferably a lion, in a non grassed corner of your garden
Finally, feed all the worms and insects in your close vicinity a drug like Gastrostop. That way when the birds eat them, they will become constipated.
2006-09-29 19:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by marimu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kind of birds?
If they're Canadian geese, then take away their reason for being near your yard, or make it unpleasant for them to stay. Get rid of food sources, open water, etc. Get a big dog. Check out your local municipality's laws for removing nuisance birds. You may be able to shoot or poison them.
If it's pigeons, then do what shopping malls and blueberry farmers do; set up plastic owls, tie a few shiny thin mylar streamers to tree branches, play hawk calls on a speaker every few minutes.
2006-09-29 19:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mmerobin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why do people answer this type of question sarcastically? Perhaps their not home owners and don't have to put up with the crap.. use an owl with a rotating head also any movign object or noise maker as is suggested by sensible respondants
2006-10-01 16:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by d s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a cat.
What harm are the birds doing?
2006-09-30 10:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that most birds like to be wined and dined.........This does seem to prevent quite a lot of crap but can still lead to other inconveniences.
2006-09-29 21:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by veg_rose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shotgun
2006-09-30 21:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by rich 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better your lawn than your car,washing line,your head,what harm are they doing?
2006-09-29 23:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change there diet dont feed them any curry or indian food. get em on toast bicuits etc this way you will have controllable bird sh?t
2006-09-29 20:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by Stevie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use some old cd discs tied to canes so they move about in the wind ? acts as a scarecrow!
2006-09-30 00:55:39 · answer #11 · answered by jonova2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋