'cause I just know 49 good ones won't motivate me :)
2006-09-29 18:39:40 · 19 answers · asked by Signilda 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
1. the longer they sit, the smellier they get
2. if they don't get done, more will be added
3. you are the only one at the house and they need to be done
4. someone is going to see all those dirty dishes
5. you don't want to do your homework if you are a student
6. you don't want to got to bed yet
7. you really want to sneak a sip out of the milk cartoon and doing the dishes no one will suspect you are drinking.
8. you could be sent to clean the bathroom toilet which just flooded over.
9. you could be hanging laundry on the clothes line.
10. if you live in a humid area, flies could gather around them
11. you could be sent in to clean your bedroom.
12. if you get an allounce you will not recieve yours
13. if you are old enough, you won't go on your date until they are done.
14. you won't be able to watch your favorite tv show
15. you won't be able to play on the computer
16. you favorite ice cream is in the freezer waiting for you
17. you be changing you little sibiling's dirty diaper
18. you won't be able you use the telephone or cell phone
19. your parents could invite your boyfriend over say you must do the dishes first before you talk to him
20. if you drive, your are not allowed to drive the car to visit with your friends
21. if you have a bicycle, you will not be able to use it until the dishes are done.
22. you be taking the trash out in a trash bag which is leaking all over the place.
23. if you have a tv in your room, it will be removed until the diahes are done
24. if you have a job to go to, you will be late for work until the dishes are done
25. you could be mopping or vacuuming all the floors in the house
26 through 50 mom and dad said to do the dishes
it has been a few years since i have had kids at home so i had to revert to the rusted files (my memory) of what i used to use on my kids.
so i hope my excuses help you decide to wash the dishes.
2006-09-29 19:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by sister cool breeze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easier said than done!
I don't know them personally, but here are their names:
Bacilli (= rod-like)
Bacillus
Bacillus anthracis
Bacillus cereus
Bacteroides (anaerobic)
Bacteroides sp.
Bordetella
Bordetella pertussis
Campylobacter (spiral)
Campylobacter sp.
Chlamydia pneumoniae
Chlamydia trachomatis
Clostridium (anaerobic)
Clostridium botulinum
Clostridium difficile
Clostridium perfringens
Clostridium tetani
Corynebacterium
Corynebacterium diphtheriae
Enterobacteriaceae (coliforms)
Enterococcus spp. (formerly Streptococcus)
Escherichia coli
Escherichia coli
Haemophilus
Haemophilus influenzae
Helicobacter (spiral)
Helicobacter pylori
Klebsiella
Klebsiella sp.
Legionella
Legionella pneumophila
Listeria
Listeria monocytogenes
Moraxella (in pairs)
Moraxella catarrhalis
Mycobacterium leprae
Mycobacterium tuberculosis
Mycoplasma pneumoniae
Neisseria (in pairs)
Neisseria gonorrhoeae
Neisseria meningitidis
other Corynebacterium sp.
other Mycobacterium sp.
other Pseudomonas sp.
other Salmonella sp.
Proteus
Proteus sp.
Pseudomonas
Pseudomonas aeruginosa
Salmonella
Salmonella typhi /paratyphi
Shigella
Shigella sp.
Staphylococcus (in clusters)
Staphylococcus aureus
Staphylococcus epidermidis
Streptococcus (in chains)
Streptococcus agalactiae (Group B -haemolytic)
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Streptococcus pyogenes (Group A -haemolytic)
Streptococcus viridans
Vibrio cholerae
;-D We are supposed to eat the food. The food is not supposed to eat us!
2006-09-30 02:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by China Jon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your cat will take a leak on the dishes and then start washing herself in the sink.
2006-09-30 01:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by DREENA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine you can't have a shower after work or exercise,and had to go to bed sweaty,stinky ,full of whatnot.C'mon give them plates
pot's and cutlerie a chance,will ya?
2006-09-30 01:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by bozenmoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bacteria buildup from them can spread around your home and increase your chances of developing an infection.
Roaches will be attracted to them and then you'll really have some fun
How do you like them answers?
2006-09-30 02:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids used to swear the only reason I gave birth to them was because I hate doing dishes! They are grown Thank God for G.E.!
2006-09-30 06:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 it's starting to smell in here
#2 it's got to be done anyway
#3 they wont do them self
#4 no one else is going to do them
#5 the food will harden and make them harder to wash
#6 wait now I remember what I was doing----my dishes
got to run
2006-09-30 01:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea it's more than 50 reasons why u should wash them....
2006-09-30 01:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by mstiffany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about the fact that they are teeming with about 51 different germs that cause odor and illness.
there you go more than 50
get cracking
lol J/K
2006-09-30 01:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by Marg N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a teen ager, I have one good one that covers all fifty; You wn't get the car keys this weekend.
2006-09-30 01:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋