Hi. My name is Lisa and my ex boyfriend was a creep and a womanizer. He cheated on me and mistreated me big time. What I have done is me and my girlfriends got a witch to cast a spell on him. We shrunk him to 1/4 inch and now, every single day, we place him in our pants and tights or whatever we're wearing. He is claustrophobic and it drives him crazy.
I need advice. What kind of clothes should we buy when we go to the mall tomorrow. I know spandex is a good material, so is lycra. Does anyone have any ideas on what I should buy? Maybe hot pants? What would really fit tight and hold him in place?
2006-09-29 18:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by Lisa_L_89 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Me think him best in wildcat hide.
It keep snug and warm, him get hot and sweaty no can do nothing bout it,
Heh heh heh
UGH!!
2006-09-29 18:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... I'd go with a wetsuit. Tight, and it covers enough area that he wouldn't be able to sneak out somehow.
Or, if he's so small, you could use him to make an awesome accessory. Ex boyfriend bracelet, or belt buckle, or get another and have ex boyfriend earrings. Not only creative looking, but animated! And free, except for the time you waste with the guy in question.
2006-09-29 18:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by StercusAccidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The clearance elements of style-smart shops like Bealls or Kohls or inspite of large shops you stay through. The clearance section commonly has stuff it really is sturdy for someone petite (i understand, i'm short). if you're having worry searching pants that fit perfect then forget the pants, skirts are continually sturdy for a petite body, and that i favor longer skirts. i don't think of mini skirts flatter short legs in any respect.
2016-11-25 03:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey Lisa
truly sorry to hear that your boyfriend has a little tiny head, but if you ever want some of the hottest threads this side of the mississippi, hit me up, i make one off piece clothing, make your friends and your munchkin jealous...tonite im feelin the lycra
later love
2006-09-29 18:50:40 · answer #4 · answered by and444rew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get a stinky jock strap from a sweaty azz and put him in it and wear that around awhile. That way he can get first hand what a penis smells like. Hows that one ?
2006-09-29 18:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going about this all wrong! He loves being in girl's pants so put him in the dog pen so the dog can have fun playing with another dog!!!
2006-09-29 18:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe wearing a short, tight mini skirt would keep him in his place!
2006-09-29 18:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Izzy G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u should just go around naked except with a thong and put him in the front and let me see your *** and squeeze it.
2006-09-29 18:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by Elisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is great! Teach me your ways???
2006-09-29 18:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by DJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are right girl to be a beautition
2006-09-29 19:00:28 · answer #10 · answered by liya_robin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋