A telephone pole.
2006-09-29 18:38:41
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answer #1
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answered by ? 4
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When I was growing up, I used to be That Kid....
The one who was always stumbling over nothing and running *into doors* going the wrong way. I swear I had a knack for always *pushing* the doors that were pull-only and *pulling* the ones that were push-only. :)
As an adult I am a bit more careful, but still kinda clumsy. *lol*
More recently I had a car door slammed full force on my hand (oddly enough, I only got lightly bruised, with a little swelling, no broken bones, thank goodness). Oh, and I was running to catch a bus a few weeks ago, and ran *face-first* into a low-lying tree limb, that was a good inch or so thick, but apparently it still had some give to it, as it didn't mess up my face and barely did anything to my hair. And I was running full tilt to catch that bus too, it was night-time....the thing caught me right across the cheekbones. :)
I swear, if I were in better physical condition, I'd be dangerous. Or invulnerable. Or something. *lol*
2006-09-29 18:45:47
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answer #2
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answered by Bradley P 7
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I don't know about the "ran into" thing, but once I lived in an apartment where there was a full length mirror on the bedroom door. I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and glanced at the door, there was little light coming through the window, and saw someone standing there!!! It was only my reflection in the mirror. I almost wet myself right there!!!
Guess you had to be there, but I was scared.
2006-09-29 19:16:52
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answer #3
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answered by hey_baby138 3
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A police cruiser! I rode my 10 speed bike to a bar one night, got into a few pool games, kept winning, men kept buying me drinks, and by the time I left, I guess I was a little tipsy. Well I was going down this road a little fast, hit some gravel and slammed into a cop car that pulled someone over and I ended up with a (public intox) ticket! Bummer!!!!! I still have a small piece of gravel stuck deep in my elbow, doesn't hurt though!!!!
2006-09-29 18:45:20
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answer #4
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answered by ? 5
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Picture this! A skinny skinny six foot seven gay black man wearing nothing but a pink tutu with stelletos. Not kinding saw him/her in the Village in Dallas
2006-09-29 19:03:59
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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a tree at the park. hmmm thats rele weird cuz i usualy run into walls.
2006-09-29 18:45:19
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answer #6
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answered by alamo292 2
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a 300 pound drag queen
2006-09-29 18:44:17
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answer #7
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answered by smith 4
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Once I ran into a cow.
2006-09-29 19:09:42
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answer #8
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answered by Apollo 7
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Entities in an old house I lived in.
2006-09-29 18:52:13
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answered by ^ _ ^ 4
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Cats!
2006-09-29 23:40:27
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answer #10
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answered by Anry 7
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