What would your book on the autobiography of George W. Bush be called, and opening statement?

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if i could take back the auto i would but its "sold as is" sorry

Answer 1

"THE LYING YEARS"

An autobiography of a man who destroyed America and all its foundations in just 6 short years.*





(*Impeached in 2007, and committed suicide with Saddam's gun soon after.)

Answer 2

"Republican Guard: A Time of Crisis"

"During the election dispute surrounding the 2000 U.S. Presidential race, there are few who would have guessed just how important the outcome of that election would turn out to be. The Democratic candidate was a man of seemingly no emotion, whose face never lost that stoic expression of calm. The Republican candidate was a man of obvious emotion, whose face showed every bit of what he was feeling, good or bad.

"On that tragic day a year later, when so many of their countryman died at the hands of evil, many Americans rejoiced in the outcome of that past election. They realized that America had gotten the leader it needed to ensure it's survival. America had not gotten that cold, metalic leader, that robot, but had instead gotten the other, the man of feeling, who unleashed his and his people's anger on those responsible for the deeds of that horrible day. He was a man who would do what he felt was necessary to keep his nation alive, even if it meant being hated by those he was protecting. His name was George W. Bush."

Answer 3

I'm not Bush, so I couldn't write his autobiography.

If I were to write his biography however, I think I'd call it "What, Me
Worry?" in reference to his uncanny resemblence to Alfred E. Neuman
or "This'd be easier if this was a dictatorship" or perhaps "Catapulting the Propaganda"

Answer 4

First if I am writing it, it is a biography. If he wrote it, it would be an autobiography. But I am sure I am not the only one telling you this info.

What would my book be called? "The politician's guide to puppetiering"

"First, to begin your career as the puppetier, you need to find yourself a dummy. And the bigger, the better."

Answer 5

"the crime of the century upon the americans and how they mis-underestimated me" - and yes, the a-tard has used the phrase "misunderestimated me"

Answer 6

THE THIRD TESTAMENT. God sent his second son to save the earth.

Answer 7

My good friend "Blair" ....and how I manipulated him.