1. A pair of rocket-powered running shoes
2. An umbrella that will deflect falling anvils
3. A full-fledged horse, that has to be wound up every 3 minutes
4. A car that turns into a boat when it goes in the water
5. A blizzard-making machine
2006-09-29 16:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There is no better time to retrieve the fabled Ring Of Nyarnil that lies on the legendary forge of B'Ugs b'Army, the gigantic crazed rabbit blacksmith of the underworld.
Many have tried; none have returned alive.
First, a simple bit of wiring allows the rocket-powered running shoes, placed on the horse's front hooves, to be attached to its winding mechanism. (Thus providing a much-needed speed boost, and solving the 3-minute breakdown problem.)
Then, a stealthy trip on the carboat (set at minimum engine speed) across the black waters of the Lake of Waskali-Wabbid which surrounds the forge. It must be done on the 34th Day of Elmefud (19th of October), the only day of the year on which B'Ugs b'Army closes his eyes, and that, only for three minutes.
The horse must exercise utmost delicacy as it picks its way through pools of molten lava; once the Ring has been removed, the fearful rabbit will snap awake, raise itself to its full height of 70 feet, and yell out his battlecry: 'Wharsarpdoc!' loudly enough to cause earth tremors.
He will throw his spare anvils at us as we flee, some so huge that the fabric of the umbrella is sure to tear under the weight.
The horse will spin, run for its (and my) life across the blackened plains and to the carboat, and we'll fire up the blizzard-making machine as it pulls away, turning the waters of Waskali-Wabbid into black snow to confuse B'Ugs b'Army as we escape.
If this don't work, I'm a carrot.
2006-10-01 22:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I would rob a bank then take off
2. I dont know what an anvil is sry. But Id keep the umbrella just in case
3. Id throuw the horse away or give it to an unfortunate kid
4. Id freak out my friends after a night on the town
5. Keep it unplugged
2006-09-30 01:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Beat a Kenyan in a marathon
2. Deflect falling anvils
3. Ride him
4. Run from the po-po
5. Have a snow fight in the quad at my college
2006-09-29 23:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I would no longer use my car. No more traffic!
2. Have it handy and use in case of an asteroid storm.
3. sell it!
4. no longer pay toll on the bay bridge/golden gate bridge.
5. flip a hill to nothing but snow and charge folks to slide down it
2006-09-29 23:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by muuuua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend that I'm James Bond and work for the British government.
2006-09-29 23:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell it all and live the rest of my life on a beautiful island full of sweaty, sexy Vin Diesel look-a-likes catering to my every need.
2006-09-29 23:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up and realize I'm in an alternate cartoon universe. Man would that be friggin cool.
2006-09-29 23:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by nicksriders 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take over Costa Rica.
2006-09-29 23:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would donate them all to charity and take the tax deduction.
2006-09-29 23:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by Paula P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like items that an evil genies would use, but then they really aren't genies', are they?
2006-09-29 23:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋