Why does George Walker Bush always have an expression on his face like he's got a gerbil up his anus?
2006-09-29 16:06:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
It's not a gerbil. The GOP has discovered a way to shrink Karl Rove and Dick Cheney down to anus-size. They then installed a control panel in Bush's ***. They take turns pushing the buttons and controlling their puppet.
2006-09-29 16:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by lamoviemaven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the cameras catch him at a bad time. Ever wonder why some celebrities refuse to be photographed on their "bad side," or why some celebrities take their makeup and hair entourage with them on location?
Diversify your news source and give Pres. Bush a break.
2006-09-30 00:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by TheHumbleOne 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very mature question. Are you a bored 17 year old who couldn't get a date tonight? By the way, your pic looks like a lump of feces with hair.
2006-09-29 23:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Cinner 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad hemorrhoids? I'm sure it's not a real gerbil because it would have died long ago. Maybe it's an experimental minirobot.
2006-09-29 23:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause he does have a gerbil up his anus.
2006-09-29 23:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dont think its a gerbil. I think it`s Mexico!!
2006-09-29 23:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by brock 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he knows he's not charming, he knows he's at the wrong frat party, and he's trying to get along.
Awkward, ain't it?
"But , this is why the people who own him PICKED him -- they didn't want someone who knew how to pretend to be stupid; DDE and RWR showed them that they needed genuine stupidity in their front man."
2006-09-29 23:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe he does
Ask him next time you see him
2006-09-29 23:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dan W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is his, " I can't even convince myself to believe the bull sh** I am saying". look.
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2006-09-29 23:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ted Kennedy aka Swimmer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋