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This is really getting annoying. I woke up so tiny that the fibers in the carpet are taller than me. I managed to get a ride on an ant across the room to the tiny little computer I set up, in case this were to happen again (you people are my support network).

The last time it took 3 days before I got re-embiggened. Any way I can speed this up?

2006-09-29 14:52:37 · 10 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

The most obvious effect of ingesting Growth Hormone would be GROWTH.

Perhaps someone is putting CRISCO in your food.
Crisco is one of America's best known brands of shortening.
And what would be the most obvious effect of eating shortening?
The exact opposite of growth, of course.

If a woman is doing your cooking, listen carefully to sounds coming from the kitchen. If you hear anything that sounds like a hormone, flee immediately.

2006-09-29 15:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by L.V. Ames 2 · 1 0

Re-embiggened? Your incredibly scientific smarty talk has utterly confused me! I don't know how to help!

2006-09-29 21:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0 0

it's okay.

sing yourself a Miriah Carey song, eat a Hershey bar, and get happy.

2006-09-29 21:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kc 1 · 0 0

Miracle Grow should work on humans too, right?

2006-09-29 21:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0 0

I hear guys shrink all the time,perhaps you should consider buying a penis pump.

2006-09-29 21:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1 0

i suggest a 20 80 mix of Mircle grow and milk.... if you would like i will come ova and mix it for ya.... :)

2006-09-29 23:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by ashley 3 · 0 0

you know whats annoying. people saying "dag nab it" . btw, freak, you're a freak. really, i bet you dont have a life and nothing but your hand to please your self, lonely yuo will be, with your hand, freak

2006-09-29 21:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

just lay low. u will get their some time. it might take awhile.

2006-09-29 21:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try enzyte it made bob smile

2006-09-29 21:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by leah 3 · 1 0

nope, sorry

2006-09-29 21:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by aliciarox 5 · 0 0

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