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Question

anyone know any good pudles such as
wear
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long answer=long underwear because the word long is under the word wear.

Answer 1

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?
"Eskimo Christian Italian."
"Eskimo Christian Italian who?"
"Eskimo Christian Italian no lies."
(The pun, involving an indeterminate number of sub-puns, is on the phrase "Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies".)


H20
=age 20 or water