today was a great day, i walked out on my g/f and my wife and i feel fantastic, it all began when my g/f came to the house and annonced she is pregnant, hell that woman could be carrying anyone s kid. my wife was a little shocked, but like i care, she is fat and ugly and like a typical woman she doesn't understand a womans place is in the kitchen and looking after our 6 kids, i barely know then nor care. she just doesn't do it anymore for me. when i left my g/f even had the audacity to refuse to have a 3some on the spot. my wife said that she knew i was ****ing other women all along... well duh.... was it the many women i have brought back to the house after partying all night, or the hickys i have on my body, or the fact i told her so many times that i was ****ing her sister too.... let me see.... it could be that she did know all along. what do you think, while your thinking about that i'm going to get drunk and laid. it's so easy women are just like beaches, uou know what i mean.
2006-09-29 14:05:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
and to think I saw it all on Mulberry Street.....
2006-09-29 14:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first I believe you were drunk when you wrote this so called question. No one in his right mind would have a life like you just described, but in the event that it could possible be any truth to it, your a RICHARD CRANIUM that stands for D**K HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! the women in your sick story are low life also if they would put up with you. Gee what a winner you are and to think someone might be having a clone of you that is a horrible thought. your story posed no true question and the next time you feel the need to have something to do with your hands leave them off the key board and put them were they will do some good, slap yourself upside the head for all of us who can't get to you!
Don't waist our time with such bull-**** go get drunk and laid and stay away from the computer.
2006-09-30 00:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by SANCY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no way that someone like this could have a wife and a girlfriend, and have as much sex as the story tells. Heck, ya can't even spell right. This was cute, though. But I don't think that this was a real scenario.
Anyway, a woman that pays attention will be able to tell when her man is cheating on her. Good thing I don't have to worry about my man cheating on me- he has my consent!! ;)
2006-09-29 21:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Xady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah well if the unborn child proves to be yours see you in court for child support and your wife if she is smart will divorce you and get child support from you to for your 6 kids and a wifes place is not in the kitchen its wherever she pleases ....you seriously need help and a good job to pay on all these kids
2006-09-29 21:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by isthisthingon79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not but animals have more commonsense than you. You might be able to fool some woman but you can't fool them all. One of these days you'll meet your match and she will reveal exactly what lies in that thick head of yours, which is nothing more than crap.
2006-09-29 21:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I have to say is that I am surprised you still have your testicles! You better watch out; your wife can walk out of the court room with your balls in her hands. I hope you get what your deserve!
2006-09-29 21:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by avsup 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes women know they just have a hard time excepting things for emotional reasons I guess.(you are so pathetic and such a jerk ,remember what goes around comes around so get ready for a jacked up future)!!!
2006-09-29 21:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mycan Moneek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...well looks like you got some people going...not such a nice story though...oh well on with the bashin!
2006-09-29 21:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by oldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, you've been reading too much fiction or watching too much sci-fi. Perhaps you should get a job to absorb some of your time.
2006-09-29 21:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by mad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're what's wrong with all the men, and the world today. You're really "self-indulgant". You need to think about others for once.
2006-09-29 21:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by kIXX AND GIGGLES 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to say to you. I have no compliments because I am a female. Doesn't your wife feel upset with you?
2006-09-29 21:08:17 · answer #11 · answered by leazngurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋