Have you ever had sex with a virgin? It's like..., BLOODY hell!
You think Abu Ghraib was torture!
Whomever told you you are going to heaven with 70 virgins is REALLY telling you, "You are Going to Hell!"
And besides, did you ever stop to think that the virgins WITH you in (supposed) heaven might have gotten there...,
BECAUSE OF YOU?!
Would you really want to face that virgin for all of eternity?
OUCH!
So let me say brother, as long as your bomb belt DOESN'T go off, it's never too late to convert to Christianity!
2006-09-29 13:52:07 · 10 answers · asked by Number1son 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I remember a joke where the guy got to heaven and was greeted by 72 Virginians. Now that would be hell for an Islamofascts.
(Don't badmouth Abu Ghraib. I heard it was like a resort now. We're going there for vacation next year. :-) )
2006-09-29 13:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard from a former PLO terrorist who had converted to Christianity that it was 72 mansions with 72 beds and 72 virgins. So that actually works out to 373,248 virgins.
2006-09-29 14:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They forgot to tell them the 70 virgins are all male.
2006-09-29 14:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Steven B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a metaphor for all the sex you can eat. Forget conversion. Just drop the mumbo-jumbo crap altogether. Now, wouldn't that be nice. No religion. Woo hoo!
2006-09-29 13:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
convert is not a solution of world piece. will be wanted all religions likes anothers. crist,hindu,moslim,budhas and others have different ways to reach God. one not against others.
2006-09-29 13:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 70 mother - in - laws???
2006-09-29 13:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's mean, i'm sure you don't know allot of things about Islamic culture
what makes christianity so great anyways?
2006-09-29 13:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by cowpie1994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does religion have to do with politics and government?
2006-09-29 13:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by locomonohijo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you heard about the insergent that tried to bed a virgin but when she opened her legs all he saw was bush so he killed her
2006-09-29 13:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
???????????????? keep that to yourself
2006-09-29 13:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋