CNN has learned from Bill Burkett that Monica Lewinsky was sent by the Bush Administration back in time (yes you read it right) back in time to divert Bill Clinton's attention from finding Osama. His time machine also brought hurricanes from the early 1900s and 1800s to modern people who voted exclusively for Democrats. Candy Crowley actually put her knife and fork down to report this one.
2006-09-29 13:26:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
lol
2006-09-29 13:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey! Watch it with the "fat jokes!" That's just uncalled for and it detracts from your point. Now, how come when I watch CNN in the afternoon when my dad's here because he likes news and we can't get Fox unless we pay more for it, I never get to see this good stuff? You can't be serious that they actually accused Bush of doing either of those things. Are you?! I mean I realize that Bush IS responsible for every bad thing that happens in the world, which is pretty remarkable for such an idiot, but a "time machine?" Who is this "Bill Burkett" and how come I can't get a job paying lots money to say silly things?
2006-09-29 20:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did you waste your time saying something that moronic?
Read about Bill Clinton's agressive anti-terror campaign right here, unless you want to remain ignorant.
http://www.mikehersh.com/Clinton_vs_Terror_Republicans_vs_Clinton.shtml
You probably think that Osama was behind the WTC bombings in 93 lol. It was Ramzi Yousef, but his group was supported by Al-Qaeda. I just thought you should know.
2006-09-29 20:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, if Bill Burkett said it is true...then yes, chicken little, the sky is falling...
2006-09-29 20:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by navymom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely you jest? It sounds as if they were serious when they blamed GW for Katrina.
2006-09-29 20:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE.......
No, I dont believe ANYTHING from CNN. When they give the day and date in the morning, I check my calender. Thats how much I trust them
2006-09-29 20:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Democrats will believe it.
2006-09-29 21:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My, How interesting is this?
2006-09-29 20:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by Nuts Are Us 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you even bother to write that?
2006-09-29 20:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by lsquad70 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋