Free food is good.
I don't like to pay for it.
I don't leave tips either.
2006-09-29 12:20:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
I have a job.
I make more money than you do.
Have a nice day.
2006-09-29 16:25:42 · update #1
Best place to dine and dash is at a diner on the way up to the mountains on a snowy evening and the roads are closed.
People go into the diner, order food and wait for the roads to open back up. The diner gets packed. Everyone is complaining about where their food is, talking loud, ordering cup after cup of coffee. The waitstaff is overwhelmed. You order your food, eat it and sit there and wait for the roads to open... wait... wait... wait. An announcement is made that the roads are open. That's when you dine and ditch. Laugh with your friends about you guys have just done and enjoy your weekend of skiing!
2006-09-30 09:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by Just Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends where you live but chains are always easy, but if youre gonna dash leave at least a tip becuase the place will pay for the meal but they wont tip the waitress you inconsiderate skank.
2006-09-29 12:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by please for the music 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's what you do. Go to on of those all you can eat restaurants when it is crowded. (Ryan's,shoneys, etc) When you are done eating, just get up and walk out of the door and be ready to jump in your car and drive away!(quickly!) There aren't usually alot of waitresses, so it should be easy.
2006-09-29 12:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most cities have a soup kitchen,
the food is free so you an take your time.
2006-09-29 13:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by msdagney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Denny's just dont leave the parking lot as the cops are exiting as well... they may frown upon that sort of behavior
2006-09-29 13:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best place to dine n dash... i guess would have to be a place that serves you first then you pay when your done...any restuarant i guess. nothing fast foodish. are you going to do that?
2006-09-29 14:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Yak-Yak 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you should move in with your parents. I hear girls really dig guys who have no job, no money and no ambition. Sounds like a plan!
2006-09-29 14:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by BarkFitness Pet Sitting 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Best place to dine and dash would be at yo mama's house.
2006-09-29 16:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by mzteajae 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do what the squirrels & bears do, raid the bird feeder!!
2006-09-29 12:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by hot98tj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of free food at the county jail. I hope you get to visit there soon. (Tipping isn't necessary there either)
2006-09-29 12:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by ©2009 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋