This is a very condensed version. I fell into a puddle right in front of a port-a-potty. Splashed mud all over me. Friend went back to my car to get a change of clothes for me. I figured I'd undress and pee at the same time, to be efficient. Mud soaked through all of my clothes -- bra and panties -- so had to take off those also.
So there I was nekkid when a stiff wind blew open the port-a-potty door and slammed loudly on the one next to it so that everyone at the gas station turned to see what was the ruckus.
There I was, completely naked for all to see! And I had to step OUT of the potty to get the door so I could close it. My humiliation was complete.
2006-09-29 12:23:01
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answer #1
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answered by stimply 5
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I walked into the Men's Room with a woman friend, not realizing my mistake, and said to her, "My how progressive...they have condoms for sale in the Women's Room these days." Then we saw the urinals, and quickly left. Fortunately, no men were in there when we were!
P.S. This was an upscale establishment, too.
2006-09-29 19:24:59
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answered by Rhonda 7
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Once when i was a nanny on long island a fellow nanny and i took "my child" to a flea market. she(the kid) was wearing some leggings that had the tendancy to ride up her legs. I told to to pull her pants down( meaning the legs).......just as a really hot guy in a convertible was passing us. OMG was my face red!!!
2006-09-29 19:23:04
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answered by Andrea H 4
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I bump my head a lot in public, and walk into things. I'm sure people think I have a heavy drinking problem or something. I'm a tool.
2006-09-29 19:21:26
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answered by Anonymous
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trying to impress future wife on first lunch date. put too much wasabi in my mouth and breathed the vapors. coughed and a mouth full of food flew out. guess who was within range. luckily didn't stain her. bothed laughed. my head was apple red. (embarrassing)
2006-09-29 19:23:12
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answered by leppardrules 3
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I got locked out of the house by some older girls while wearing pink lace Victoria Secret bra and panties and heels
2006-09-29 19:24:01
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answered by Anonymous
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lots of things but lately i would say falling off the steps on the bus...i landed on my knees in the dirt...it was funny, but so embarrassing, i was hopeing no 1 saw but the bus driver had to yell rebecca are you ok? lol
2006-09-29 19:21:57
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answered by you don't know me 1
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Walked directly into a parking meter without seeing it first ouch!!!
2006-09-29 19:22:24
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answered by Sonny Boy 3
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Slipped on some Ice and fell.
2006-09-29 19:22:13
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answered by Daddy Big Dawg 5
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i dno if this is the most embarrasing but i peed my pants in k-mart a long time ago
i think it was when i was uhhhh not sure 10?
2006-09-29 19:21:47
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answered by Anonymous
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