have u been hit by bird poo?

Question

has every one over the age of 20 been the target of the air bombers from hell, and been hit by bird poo at least once??????

Answer 1

Nearly, i seen it in her knickers just in time. A little yellow skid. So i finished her over it. But i never had the balls to tell her why. I just said we needed a fresh change and so did she lol

Answer 2

Yes - during a hurricane.

When I went to college in V.A., I was fortunate enough to live two buildings down from the building in which I worked. We were inland, so we didn't cancel classes or work when Isabella came through. The rain was so heavy that I figured I would just make a run for it. The force of the wind was likely to turn my umbrella inside out, anyway. As I was battling a sidewalk with a current and climbing over a fallen tree in order to make it to my office, a bird pooped on my jacket. What are the odds?! It was quite possibly the worst morning ever, but at least it's funny. :-)

Answer 3

Dont' think so, at least I don't remember it. However, where I park my car at work, about this time of year it gets smothered in enormous bird droppings. Those birds (pigeons I think) must be eating lots of berries because the poo has all these little pips in it (yes, obviously I've inspected it) and it's like it was stuck on with superglue! You have to be very quick to get it off or else it dries really hard.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I have been hit by the poo...in grade school. However, did you know that in Italy it is good luck and a good sign for a bird to do its business and for it to land on ya?

Answer 6

Chances are pretty good that you'll be hit once every 20 years or so. The worst is seagull poo.

Answer 7

Yes, twice. I used to work in downtown Baltimore. Standing and waiting for the bus amidst all those tall buildings with the brood of pigeons circling made you an easy target. Thankfully, it was AFTER work, but right on the top of my head. Ugh.

Answer 8

Yep! I was hit smack in the middle of a new Orange top while on a holiday in Johannesburg, SA as I stepped out of the airport while transferring to another terminal to catch a flight to cape Town! . Did it stink!

Answer 9

Of course, you are not officially classed as an adult until you have gone through the initiation ceromony under the scrutiny of the great bowels in the sky bird.

Answer 10

30 here and yes ive been shat on by a bird......id say it was a pidgeon due to the size bomb it dropped,was kind of like a soft skittle/m&m/smarties.......worst thing is it happened in front of my mates during a party i was holding.....that made a topic of conversation for the rest of the night i tell you......also ive heard that bird poop is a mixture of what we human consider urine&cack??? hope not as being pissed on by a bird is something i thought only happened in amsterdam!!!