2006-09-29 11:34:03 · 26 answers · asked by JANET F 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
We have to get up early the next morning to go to work.
Goodnight, angel.
Make sure you pick up the kids from soccer practice tomorrow.
2006-09-29 11:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
In yoga there are exercises that stimulate the release of air (which you swallow when you eat quickly) from your intestine.
They usually involve large or small belly-jiggling movements, very similar to actions many men use (and some women) during sex. So if he hasn't done his yoga before getting it on, there's going to be some farts fighting their way out by the time he's finished.
They're meant to be done when you wake up in the morning (so that you don't spend all day filling the office up with farts) and before you go to sleep (so you're not recycling farts while you snore). All this farting may be why yoga is traditionally done outdoors.
Regular yoga allows you to feel energetic when you need to, rather than using stimu-lotions and coffee to pep you up. So if he's falling asleep straight away, then maybe you mostly do it in bed, at night, when you're tired. (The thing with the hormones does happen, but it happens to women, too, and it's not like an instant anaesthetic either. Men are just as capable of enjoying 'afterglow' as women are.)
If this is something that's happening to you, you could try training him to expect more than one 'exercise' in a session, so he's excited about getting the next one started when he finishes the first. (Adrenaline is a good antidote to the soporific hormones) And try not to have sex in bed, so he won't associate it with sleeping.
I suppose that the ideal solution is to do your lovemaking in the woods, where all the trees* and cows and birdies and bugs are merrily farting away in the background!
2006-09-30 06:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Fitology 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems you and I have all the same problems! Imagine that! Okay here is another one of my special secrets that has never failed to work. After sex tell him that you have to have some water. Make up whatever you have to get him to go get it for you. Tell him that he rocked your world so hard that you cant stand up or something...this will give him an ego boost AND get him out of the way! While he is in the kitchen getting your water, you can roll over and go to sleep. Or at least "act" like you are asleep. If he comes back and tried to cuddle, just kick him off of you and when he asks in the morning blame it on "bad dreams" or some other such nonsense. After 2 or 3 times of you kicking him in the junk he will stop trying to cuddle.
2016-03-18 02:48:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know aabout the farting bit but when a man ejaculates it releases hormones that make him feel very tired. A bit of understanding would be nice! It's the way we are designed.Years of evolution and human biology doesn't recognise a womans annoyance!Live with it. Shall we talk about your hormones that we must contend with. Ever lived with a pregnant woman?
2006-09-29 11:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by returnofkarlos 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not all men! after sex have a little snooze then have sex again, then go to sleep.
2006-09-30 02:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Bill UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chemical released in the man's brain after sex causes drowsiness. The farting part is because we are smelly baboons. Just be glad we don't sling our own dung.
2006-09-29 11:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by lopie6 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
there is a chemical reaction in a man, when he comes there is a hormone thats realeased that makes him want to sleep and relaxes him making him want to fart
just been told its the Hypothalamus gland
2006-09-29 11:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Shaun R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey janet - its Chris - based on your sterotypical question about "all men" we have probably had sex and I must have rolled over and farted afterwards. why do "all women" complain about guys who just want to roll over and (perhaps) break a little wind? If a guy just rolls over afterwards, it probably means that he needed a break cause you just laid there while he had to work. as far as the fart, you thrust your pelvis for half an hour and tell me what happens. moron...not all women - just you.
2006-09-29 12:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by christopherthomastierney 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well that's just what they do. Don't you think that it is comforting to know this, then you don't take it personally. he he
2006-09-29 11:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they have spent their load and are exhausted from the exertions needed to satisfy us. Well...thats the polite answer!
2006-09-29 11:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by Saskia M 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋