Why would anyone WANT a Hummer!?! Supposedly, these beasts are manufactured because there's demand. Who's the dumb hAggiSS that actually shells out ~$80000 for them in the first place, PLUS all the money on gas!?! They're an eyesore on the roads, too! Anyone that's terminally dumb enough for it to be their main mode of transportation should be ... should be what? Care to fill in the blanks on that statement?
2006-09-29 10:51:47 · 9 answers · asked by warped_factor_ten 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Other - Car Makes
Alright, there's a little more to this than gas guzzling. I understand the appeal of a ferrari sports car (but still I'd think using this as a commuter vehicle would just be stupidity). The ferrari is at least a beautiful sight to behold. The Hummer is just an ugly box!
2006-10-01 02:15:15 · update #1
I think it has more to do with the attitude of "because I can" and the feeling of driving a larger vehicle with it's inherent ability to intimidate smaller vehicles into moving out of the way. I don't happen to own one, but I own other vehicles, that comparatively guzzle fuel, just because I like them. The fuel mileage isn't really a factor. I put gas in them and I drive them. It doesn't matter to me if it costs me more money in gas when I take one of my cars on a road trip, I'm enjoying the car and having fun on a weekend getaway. If a vehicle is merely an appliance for your transportation, then you'll likely get an inexpensive one that uses less fuel, so that you can spend your money elswhere on something that makes you happy. Simply put; People spend their money on the things they like.
2006-10-01 05:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Carviola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a business owner. I have three so-called friends that own H2 Hummers. Without a doubt, these vehicles were created for people with Napoleonic or "Little Man Syndrome." I believe these people suffer from some sort of inadequacy, whether real or perceived. In a word, I think they have small genitials and are trying to compensate. A good friend who is a black, female police detective says all Hummer owners she has met are "*** holes."
2006-09-29 19:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by DR_NC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you damn hippie. youre just jealous because you cant afford more than a hundai elantra or some hunk of crap. Then you think youre better than everyone else because you are saving the environment by driving youre enviroqueer car and saving the trees and what not. what the hell kind of question is that any way who owns a hummer? dude just let us rich people who have worked a long time and made our money the hard way do what the hell we want with our money and dont criticize us. one more thing: the H1 the oldest type of hummer is 120000 the h2 is around 50 and the h3 is around 30. i lied about the last thing statement one more thing: the h3 has a pussyass 5 cylinder engine burning less gas than most full size sedans do
2006-09-29 18:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My ex dumb@ss boss owns an H3. Of course he is a totally pretentious pr^ck , so it figures. All his previous cars were BMWs...He can barely pull the thing into the parking lot at work..What a stupid vehicle..I totally agree with you
Anyone that's terminally dumb enough for it to be their main mode of transportation should be ... should be taken to all the sites in and around in Iraq and the Middle East (ie; IED, terrorist bombings, and just the general conditions) and see what all that oil they waste with their stupid choice of a car helps support. Excessive oil consumption helps out nations like Venezuela as well..great!. Chavez is a freak and I'm glad 7-11 dropped Citgo Gas (Citgo is a Venezuelan state run oil company)
2006-09-29 17:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Spin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's cut to the chase here, boys and girls. Hummer owners have TINY *****. I haven't figured out why women own them. I know a lady that resues Terriers for a living and SHE owns one. Go figure!! When I questioned her choice, she said that it was "her only indulgence." And she said that right in front of her husband. Talk about emasculating!!!
2006-09-30 03:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by DANIEL R T 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
locked away for their own safety and the safety of others, otherwise the disease they have better known as ( IthinkImcoolitus) will get out of control and the longer they drive the dumb thing will begin to think they rule the world or worse that they look good in it.( ever wonder why the windows are blacked out)..............and breath
2006-09-29 18:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by pixilated 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my dad has a H1 and a H2 but they arnt the gas guzzlers my mom has a ferarii f-430 spyder and it gets worse then both but who cares
2006-09-30 20:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by girlzlikebob 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister in-law does and she owns 1 because my brother loves her very much, enough to spend that much money on her (H3), so ha-ha, hee hee hee! Ur probably just jealous 'cause u cant afford 1!
2006-09-29 19:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by am2ask8er 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I mean if you have the money and you want to blow it away like that, who cares... it's the poor people who are stupid.
2006-09-29 18:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋