is this a sure fire way to get lots of cash?

Question

if you time things right, when a car goes through traffic lights, when it should stop, you could step in front of it. the driver will brake automatically and hit you. a few second of pain but you will get a good few thousand quid. Also i see buses have these big mirrors on the side that overhang the pavement. if you walk on the egde of the pavement and get hit in the head by the mirror you will get big bucks..
if your wondering why i anint done it yet, i am going to this week. a few minutes of pain and i will be laughing all the way to the bank. hahahaha what you think???

Answer 1

Are you sure you haven't yet been hit in the head by one these incidents?

I was wondering since it seems like you brain has shifted to the wrong place......

Answer 2

Prat.
They used to do this in the old days. Men would check which bus mounted the pavement when turning a tight corner and position their feet to be run over. Feet used to be badly bruised if kept flat and they then claimed from the bus company.
Insurance companies are wise to stupid moves like this. Have you thought how the mirror may cause you to fall under the wheels??

Answer 3

Laugh all the way to the bank ??? Maybe you mean the grave yard. A tiny miscalqulation and it's good bye. Think Steve Erwin.

Answer 4

I think you'll be laughing all the way to jail rather than the bank for faking an accident;commintting insurance fraud.

Answer 5

Sorry no Pain no Gain went out of business due to insurance fraud.

Answer 6

Walk in front of a semi those guys have deep pockets. Why don't you try a job!!

Answer 7

If what you are suggesting is withing your basic nature, perhaps you should change it before you laugh all the way to the Morgue.

Answer 8

Yeh, good plan Hornie, just our secret and www

Answer 9

I think you are in serious need of some professional help, sheesh!

Answer 10

yes