How would you cope if you were responsible for the deaths of millions of...?

Question

gerbils?

Answer 1

It largely depends on the method....
it would traumatise me without end if they were gassed, poisoned or ignited and combusted.
It would somewhat produce mild pangs of sadness if they were drowned, starved or packed into a metal silo and the ones left uncrushed to maul each other to death.
However, to mechanically snip off their snouts and chop off those cute little tufts at the ends of their tails before skinning their hides to cover a thirty meter tall replica of a scorned gerbil, stuffed with desiccated gerbil entrails? Now THAT would raise me to the loftiest heights of ecstatic jubilation.

Answer 2

Not only would I have no trouble coping, but I'd start in on hamsters and iguanas next.

But only to gain the necessary expertise to exterminate Pomeranians, Toy Poodles, Chihuahuahuahuas, and Pekingese into total extinction and eternal oblivion.

Only then will our ankles be safe from these psychopathic little Furballs From Hell.

I fondly remember my Dutch grandmother, walking so tall and proud, or as tall as a four-foot-eight inch gnome CAN walk, with her authentic fox muffler around her withered neck, with two genuine glassy-eyed fox heads, one at each of her encephalitic old ears.

I long for the day that I can wear one with a Pomeranian head and a chihuahuahuahua head. Gerbils will eventually give me that power, unless I am thwarted by Richard Gere and Donald Rumsfeld. Bloody rodent-packers.

Answer 3

GERBILS, GERBILS, who gives a flying f/ck about f/cking GERBILS. They are all b/stards every last one of the mother f/cking, lying, stealing, coniving b/stards is a f/cking b/stard. I hate Gerbils , and I hate all friends of gerbils. None of you realise how evil these little b/stards are, their one wish is to take over the world, and they dont care how they do it. They should all be put to death in the most painfully slow way possible. DEATH TO ALL GERBILS !

Answer 4

gerbils?

Delightful. Gorgeous. I love hares, rabbits and mouses.

Answer 5

Well, if the Lemming Tribunal let me off... which you KNOW they will, they'll buy any excuse for killing millions... then I'd just have to parlay all of that good knowledge into killing millions of mealworms. =D

Answer 6

I don't know how I would make it through... but I'd look to Richard Gere as an idol and mentor to show me how.

Answer 7

Ask a scientist who works in a test lab they have experienced it

Answer 8

I would spend all of my time with the Dalai Lama.

Answer 9

Step by step if they are moments.Just now I kill some ones

Answer 10

easily....they'll come back. Two of those rats breed thousands in days....it would be an endless job.....