Let's say I die tomorrow, I don't want anyone finding this thing in my room. I need something discreet. The only thing I found online is the fleshlight, but I don't want anyone opening it to check the batteries and then they find a vagina instead. There are those vagina sleeves and other small masturbator devices, which I guess could be hidden in some household throwaway object. Any ideas??? What could I hollow out to put a toy in that would never be suspected by anyone??
2006-09-29 08:45:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
yeah i know everyone does it, but it's imperative that no one ever find the device, even after i'm no longer around. and i'm so tired of using my hand...
2006-09-29 09:38:50 · update #1
Put it in a bag or a box of something common and place it in your waste basket. If something happens to you, it will go out in the next week's trash and no one will be the wiser. If nothing happens to you, you just retreive it from the trash can whenever you need it.
2006-09-29 10:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disguised Sex Toys
2016-11-14 01:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
RE:
Disguised sex toys for men?
Let's say I die tomorrow, I don't want anyone finding this thing in my room. I need something discreet. The only thing I found online is the fleshlight, but I don't want anyone opening it to check the batteries and then they find a vagina instead. There are those vagina sleeves and...
2015-08-14 18:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a jar of Vaseline? It can masquerade as moisturizer. Or how about getting yourself a porn buddy? It sounds like you're more worried about snoops than you are about family finding your toys after you're dead, but I mention it just in case. Get a good friend to agree to come to your house to clean up all your porn before the family descends after your death.
2016-03-22 16:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay while I think that after you die you shouldn't really care about it, I understand your concern.
I second the hollowed out hairspray/shaving cream can. They're easy to buy online, and after you die, if someone was cleaning your house, why would they keep opened hairspray and shaving cream? likely they'd just trash them.
2006-09-29 10:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Owen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use locked box and hide key in an impossible place to find or build floor safe undetectable in the right floor. have to know which tiles.. to lift. Best I can do ya for.
2006-09-29 08:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fleshlight is well worth the risk, trust me. It will blow your mind, I can't say enough about it!
2006-09-29 09:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Mojo Rising 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll be dead, what will you care?
Besides, they'll find your porn collection anyway.
2006-09-29 08:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have seen one as hairspray cans,and heart pellows
2006-09-29 08:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by onnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, moron, if you are an adult, who cares what might be found after you croak?
2006-09-29 08:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋