what would you do if...?

Question

i said that you smelled really bad, like wet dog?

go ahead report me, or thumbs down me i eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner it doesnt bother me.

wow this burrito is good but filling!

please read the question i said " i said that you smelled really bad, like wet dog" implying that im not calling you smelly because your sweaty but that you smell like a wet dog

Answer 1

Ask for a bite of that burrito

Answer 2

The same thing I told my room-mate when he complained after
I came home sweaty one day from exercising. I would say that
perspiration is a natural effect of physical activity and maybe you
would be more familiar with the scent if you ever got your lazy
butt out of the chair in front of the TV. If that didn't apply to you,
I would just say STFU.

Answer 3

Try to find a way to make money from the device you used to smell me.

Answer 4

first of all, guess I would have to question(in my mind) who you were to be close enough to smell.....
then about your manners....
then question my own hygiene......
if my personal care is adequate.......
then I would just consider the source.

but to blatantly tell someone they smell like wet dog is not cool

Answer 5

if i didnt smell like that id probanley kick your *** but if i did smell like that id walk away very fast and go take a shower and be afarid to ever see you again.

Answer 6

I'd throw away my bottle of 'Wet Dog' cologne.

Answer 7

I'd say: "*****! YOU smell like a wet dog! And yo Grandma too!!... Bastard"

Answer 8

Take a shower change my clothes.

Answer 9

I'd sniff myself a couple of times.

If you were right, I'd go shower.

If you were wrong, then we'd have words.

Answer 10

well , guess i,d take a bath,, seeing as i work in a dog's beauty par-lour,, wouldn't take offence ,, cos i do