before they let her out?
I have some ladies in mind, but the usual getting drunk & banging each other is getting old.
Any ideas?
2006-09-29 08:17:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Relax people, its not like shes sick or anything, it was just complications from giving birth, she ain't dying or nothing.
2006-09-29 08:25:07 · update #1
You should run her a bath with rose petals and join her, also try an cook her a gourmet meal and good wine then with till she gets drunk then bang her out.
2006-09-29 08:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by bthompsonusa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking how to plan a nice romantic evening with your wife or take advantage of the fact your wife is in the hospital and you would like to cheat on her? The way you have phrased your question is that of the latter and if that's the case, you're a sick piece of crap and should be neutered. However, if you are planning an evening with your ill wife...my apologies. Perhaps you should be bring her favourite meal and wine (if allowed), some messaging oil and with the curtains completely drawn give her a full body message then eat and drink a little.
If that's the way you operate, than I pity the poor child...your garbage!
2006-09-29 15:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by euchremother 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, I told you this before. You know, all the sex toy stuff? Just pretend that your wife is your girlfriend. It is just one of those times that you have to put her needs ahead of yours. Haul all the goodies up to her room and have at it (you may want to wash them off first, I'm not worried about the sanitation, but if they slip out of you hands it could be embarrassing). You probably won't be able to take the moose head though. Oh, well. Just work around it. Then, after you adjust her morphine drip, you have at least 24 hours before you have to worry about her showing up at home. And don't forget to take the toys with you. You never know what those nurses would do with them.
2006-09-29 16:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first i thought u were talking about doing something for your wife and that would have been soooo sweet. then i realized u were talking about cheating on her before she came home. i suggest whatever u do make a tape of every minute of it so u can show your wife just what a sleaze u really are then put her attorney on speed dial.
2006-09-29 15:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by skylinbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should try waiting for your wife and plan a romantic evening with her instead of banging other women sleezbag!!!
2006-09-29 15:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by browneyesb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, go to the hospital and bang the nurses. For an added treat, make her watch.
2006-09-29 15:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by ready4it45 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go down to the local mall, stand in the middle of the food court, and whack off.
2006-09-29 15:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by jeff15116 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go in the opposite directions quiet and lovely. Wine, flowers, candy, dinner, and nice music. I hope she is feeling better.
2006-09-29 15:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by rollerbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try going to the hospital and being supportive and helpful to her.
2006-09-29 15:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by shepherd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duuuuuuuude! My friend Bob Kelly suggest that you go get yourself a nice tranny and give her some yellow treats.
2006-09-29 15:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋