It's impossible to understand women.
2006-09-29 07:47:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
More intimate would be sharing your feelings, showing more vulnerable sides while making love and an increase in all accounts of saying "i love you."
2006-09-29 07:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by longonfire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since you already knocked her up, you can relax with the satisfaction of a job well done. It sounds like bonus time to me. Next time by a dozen roses, give one to your wife saying something sappy like "One, rose to the One I love" . They eat that s*** up. Then give the 11 left to you girlfriend. Throw them on the bed an go at it. She will never count them. Trust me on this. This is called maximizing your investment. Of course you could keep one rose out for your other girlfriend and pull the same sappy line stuff. Try something like "I would have bought you 20 dozen!! But it would have taken too much time to wrap them. I couldn't wait that long to hold you in my arms. I fled with only One so that I could be with you." That crap really works.
2006-09-29 10:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is amazing how ignorant some people are. I cannot understand how anyone could be offended by this question and actually post a righteous answer to this question. Who are you to judge?! This poor fella comes here asking for the community's guidance and you get all holier than thou on the chap. Come on people. Get with the program here and answer appropriately. Clearly this is a riddle. She won't talk to him because he took her fishing in SF bay, just like Scott from Modesto did.
2006-09-29 07:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Im confused, but if you gave your girl friend flowers your wife may be a little mad because you have a girl friend. And you think that women are hard to understand
2006-09-29 07:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by randella_24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you would even post a "question" like that. The reason it is so hard to understand women is because of MEN LIKE YOU!
2006-09-29 07:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by Bena the bean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the same problem once.... A piece of advice, your wife isn't supposed to find out about your girlfriend.....
2006-09-29 07:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by dmp_car_8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. Men need to just accept they will never understand women. That's life.
2006-09-29 07:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by dolphin2253 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
r u freaking kidding me.u bought flowers for ya girl instead of your wife.youre an ******
2006-09-29 07:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I like that one! Your jokes crack me up except for that one question... I can't believe people don't know you are kidding.
2006-09-29 07:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by jenlovely01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
READ YOUR OWN ? THEN IF YOU ARE TOTALLY HONEST FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES YOU TOO READ IT.. YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOUR SELF.
2006-09-29 07:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ozark American 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋