2006-09-29 07:25:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Do it left handed, its like a stranger
2006-09-29 07:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
By standing in the break down lane of the interstate highway at rush hour while wearing a long pink feather boa around your neck !
I'll look for ya on CNN !
2006-09-29 14:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by John 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you have people around your house go upstairs to the bedroom and start then call someone and see if you can finish before they get to the door Ha ha
2006-09-29 15:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Scott D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try using a Brillo pad
2006-09-29 14:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by Useless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a latex or rubber glove with lots of lube
maybe some ice cubes?
2006-09-29 14:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by sucharddougan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do it outside Marks & Spencers in front of twelve policemen. That'll be interesting!
2006-09-29 14:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Fifi L'amour 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u dont like the realthing look for a tree with knotholes at the right height. i strongly advise you to kick the tree first to get rid of the squirrels as they like nuts
2006-09-29 14:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by carboncook 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. Have sex instead. It's way better, and way more interesting because you get to play with things you don't have, rather than just look at them.
2006-09-29 14:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by MaNdYb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try with your head out of the sun-roof whilst driving.
WHoooooooooooooooooooooooosh
2006-09-29 14:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you need a toy... what about a plastic doll? or what about doing in a public space?
2006-09-29 14:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Marmot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋