for a Klondike Bar.
2006-09-29 05:00:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I do wicked things for fun, not manufactured frozen dairy by-product in foil wrappers. Mostr recently:
-signed my neighbour up for gay-zines
-sic the pro-lifers on a really annoying relative (and man, those bastards just won't quit, LMAO!)
-manipulated my mother into losing her car (trust me, she deserved that)
-raw eggs in the toes of my husband's work boots
-didn't bother to tell our waitress she forgot to bill us for one whole entrée
-racked up my credit card on new wardrobes for the kids and I
-spammed my sister in-law (1500 emails ought to do it)
-lied to my boss
Wow, this is really cathartic!
-left a note on some jerk's car with a fake phone number saying sorry bout the dent (I never hit his car, I just left the note)
-tried to sell a telemarketer life insurance
-tried to convert a telemarketer
-paid the guy who came to my door selling peanuts at 5 bucks a can in pennies...for 8 cans
-asked the rude cashier at the grocery store for a carry out (I bought muffins and 3 cans of soup)
The list goes on and on...and I wonder why I don't have friends.
2006-09-29 05:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had to do anything wicked for a Klondike Bar...people just give them to me...
2006-09-29 12:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll let Touzours answer that since he follows me around and has quite a lot of opinions on the topic.
2006-09-29 12:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Now for a snickers bar.. I could tell you really bad things.
2006-09-29 12:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one would really confess so the rest are all telling you fibs
2006-09-29 12:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by NO1TOPICS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 of my best girlfriends, 2 of my best guy friends we turned on the webcam and performed one huge orgy over the instant messenger chat room.
2006-09-29 12:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by navymilitarybrat76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None but that does not mean I haven't thought about it. They are good, good. huh?
2006-09-29 12:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hit my cousin in the groin..REAL hard..but that was when I was just 14 yrs old..he was pissing me off..I got mad and kicked him hard!
2006-09-29 12:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by jean_x22002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
peeing in my fren's water flask...after stuffing his sandwiches with chillies...
2006-09-29 12:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by phaleg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hit the fat hobbit
2006-09-29 12:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋