Well at leat the one you remember anyway!
2006-09-29 04:44:09 · 30 answers · asked by Clair H 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Got caught with a guy shagging in his aunts bed. I tried to hide under the covers when she appeared at the door.
She screeched...."There is NO point in hiding girl...I can quite clearly see your feet sticking out from under my duvet!!"
I then had the embarrassment of having to do the walk of shame to the front door...while she looked me up and down as if I was a cheap ****!
The shame of it!! Ha, Ha!
2006-09-29 04:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by sweetcheeks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got up one morning to find there was no milk and dying for a cuppa.
Ran upstairs pulled on some clean undies and the jeans i took off the night before. Ran to the shop round the corner, walked all round the shop to the milk. Stood in a queue of about six people in front and more behind. On the way out of the shop something got caught on the door, I looked down at my feet...Oh my God...Yesterdays knickers were trailing out the bottom of my jeans. I picked them up quickly and ran.
2006-09-29 12:17:02 · answer #2 · answered by lelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put up this one before but I'll repeat it anyway coz it's pretty embarrassing - I sent a text message to my sister detailling my amazing night of long overdue passion.... Only I actually sent it to my dad by mistake, oh the shame! And to make it worse I actually used the words "in your face HA HA HAAAA" too!!
My dad still doesn't see the funny side :-(
I also once got escorted out of a small designer shop in Italy coz I had accidentally been rummaging around in their stock room - I just thought it was a downstairs section of the shop. Oh the shaaaaame - everyone was watching!
Oh and finally once on the underground I was sitting minding my own business, opposite some business men, when the train jolted suddenly and I shot headfirst into this mans crotch opposite me. I had to peel myself out of his lap and my god it was the longest ride to the next stop before I could escape.
I tend to make a d.ick of myself quite a lot.
2006-09-29 11:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by kezls_79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to a summer school once while doing an OU degree.
Heard a joke in the pub that I thought was hilarious. The next night I got drunk and, stood up and told it to about 200 other students.
There was a stony silence as it was politically incorrect. I could have crawled out curled up and died.
2006-09-29 14:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bill N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ready?
i walked out of a changing room in a shop except i forgot to put my top back on.Yes, i walked out IN MY BRA! and some guys from school were in that shop at that moment .the whole school knew the next day
P.E, footie, muddy pitch i slipped while tackling and got covered in mud
started walking out of a shop and then realised i'd walked into the window display
know those kitchen towel pyramides in supermarkets? tripped , knocked one down and got buried
my bra unhooked in class when i was sitting in front of the hottest guy in school
falling in a bush whilst flirting
falling asleep in class
a friend of mine(boy)was rumaging through my bag looking for my calculator when he found a certain little pink box with stuff like "comfort" and "protection" on it. So of course he wondered what was inside...
let's just say i didn't see the funny side of my friend running around dangling a tampon by the string in front of his mates
i could go on forever...
2006-09-29 15:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have managed to embarass myself so much over the years that now I am shameless. I think getting naked and dancing on a stage at a mate's 18th birthday party was a good example of the crazy stuff I have done.
2006-09-29 11:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drove my boyfriends new truck to the store. When i returned I jumped in the shiny new truck and tried to fit my keys into it. They were stuck. I sat in that truck trying to figure out why the keys would not go in. Very frustrating. Then the store clerk came out and asked me what was wrong I told her I drove my boyfriends truck and the keys wouldn't fit in it. She said just take a look around. In which i did. I spotted my boyfriends truck next to the one I was in. I said you are right I think I'll drive the other truck. Got out and started the right truck. I felt everyone was watching. It was so embarrassing.
2006-09-29 11:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by someones sister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once got so drunk that I ended up talking for 2 hours straight to a statue at the Queen's palace here in Copenhagen - much to the amusement of the poor guys on guard duty - I quite simply made their night. Unfortunately, I didn't get drunk enough to erase it from memory.... ;oD
2006-09-29 13:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by Malene P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was 8 years old and I set off the fire alarm inside a large library, I proceded to run screaming at the top of my lungs; "I DIDN'T DO IT!" and I was stopped at the exit by large security guard who was ready to clobber me with the biggest dictionary anyone has ever seen
2006-09-30 03:38:28 · answer #9 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I had to sing U2's "Where the Streets Have no Name" with a broomstick for drama class. I was about 15. I have never felt so hung-out to dry in my entire life.
2006-09-29 11:48:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jamsie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋