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I just married this hot woman. She is almost a 10. The one thing wrong with her is that sometimes when I tell her to do something, she questions me or sometimes she even refuses. How do I teach her, without getting physical, to do what I tell her to do without questioning my authority over her?

2006-09-29 04:22:12 · 52 answers · asked by Hipster Doofus 2 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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2006-09-29 06:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Joe_Floggs 3 · 1 1

Dear Doofus,

You are a dog, you have no control over her. You mentioned she's a 10 did you marry her because of her looks ??? Or did you marry her for better or worse, in sickness & in health till death do you part ? A healthy marriage should be a partnership...in case you missed the lesson here's the rule---in a partnership you treat eachother with respect & dignity. otherwise the partnership dies a premature death. One person decides to end the relationship. You are not her master...she has a right to question your every move she's your wife. Can you handle the truth? Exactly what kind of authority to you think you have over your life partner ? What planet are you from ? Better yet what state are you from ? One in which cavemen live ? such as yourself ? Haven't you heard that in this country women have rights and are not 2nd class citizens? I hope for her sake you're not in some religious cult where you are in a constant state of delusion....good grief you appear to be an idiot !

2006-09-29 05:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 2 0

You do not have authority over your wife. You should not be so arrogant as to think you ever should. What kind of man would treat his spouse this way? Marriage is a partnership. If you do not feel that the two of you are equals, then you should divorce her and live alone for the rest of your life. Seek marriage counseling. You are not her Father or her prison guard, stop being a jerk. If she really is a "10" YOU should be the one kissing her tush!

2006-09-29 04:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by 30 year old 2 · 2 0

What do you mean she is questioning your authority, what kind of authority do you think you have over her. She is not your slave she is your wife, meant to be your partner.

If you don't change your attitude towards her you might end up alone because no woman will like to be in the position of being the doormate and slave always responding to the master.

Master grow up this is the 21st century.

2006-09-29 05:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Listen up everyone...he just wants to get a rise out of all the women on here and laughs from the guys....assholes dont marry 10's. I think your full of chit but if your are serious....you wont have to worry about it long because she will find someone who knows how to treat a women and you'll be long gone. Then maybe you can find a 1 and she can teach you how to be a real man.

2006-09-29 04:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OH MY GOD!! your asking for blind obedience. which is never good. why do u want to change her. she is just being like every other person on the planet. maybe u could get her a lobotomy. take that part of her brain that has reasonable thinking. if u think u can beat a lesson to follow what u say into her then u are so wrong. i feel so very sorry for this woman. tell her to e mail me and i will help her find a good attorney.

2006-09-29 05:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by skylinbaby 2 · 1 0

I'll tell you one thing you should meet my husband. and he could fill you in on our marriage. no way on Gods green earth would or will he ever tell me what to do,and for the physical part it does not work believe me, i have been hit many of times, but what he did not expect was ill knock him out cold. i take care of the kids, i clean the house, i make the house run..so their is no man on this earth going to tell me what to do..if you are to lazy to do it yourself then it must not be that important.Get a life you got a wife not a maid.someone might as well tell you now i hope you have a good lawyer and that they don't have alimony where you live cause if it was me i would take you to the cleaners...men get married not baby's

2006-09-29 04:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Who gave you that authority?

Questioning authority is a sign of intelligence.

If you get physical to control her you will break her spirit,
lose her respect for you & find more things wrong with her.

You Get more Flies With Honey Then Vinegar.

2006-09-29 04:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by BeloyeMore 3 · 1 0

Not quite sure what you mean here...
If she respects you, and YOU are LEADING her in the right direction then she might not question your authority. I agree that men (not boys) should lead the home only if they are leading correctly.
From the context of your question, it sounds as if you are overly demanding and possibly pretty obnoxious. "teaching" is NOT bossing around. Teaching involves learning, not obeying.
If you decide to get physical- I hope she is rebellious enough to call the authorities.

2006-09-29 04:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by rottymom02 5 · 0 1

Bud, just what do you expect. That is how women are. They have been spiteful, hating of authority, bitchy since the dawn of humans. Eve was the first and they have followed the example to a tee. Now, you married her this way and I suspect that she did let some of it show. So, if you took her this way, you cant expect her to change now. You can hope that she learns and matures and sees the value in doing so, but you cant demand it either.

Look at all the women who cant stand what you said. Sort of gives a clue as to why so many of them are divorced and screwed up. YES WENCHES, A MAN HAS AUTHORITY OVER HIS WIFE. Not that most of you care what God said about anything as you display by your words, behavior, attitudes. But the fact remains, the man is the head of the household. Who cares if you dont like that or agree. That only means you are wrong. Ladies, it is a shame that few of you are smart enough to simply set back and look at all the troubles and nonsense you cause, by your attitudes, ways of thought, selfishness, unwillingness to seperate fact from fiction. No, most of you are not princesses, so stop acting like it.

To the women who dont like this comment, remember. If is was not for having a vagina, most of you would simply pull plows. And we would probably have to whip half of you to death to get any work out of you.

2006-09-29 05:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. JW 3 · 0 3

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