i have two arms and two legs, but there is a third one inbetween them. this third leg also has a head and i can't control it. it has a mind of it's own. can somebody help me?
2006-09-29 03:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by Ima 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's totally normal. All's you need to do to insure a normal, healthy life is this.....
Find any orifice....any at all. Now, put your extra head & leg in this orifice. Pull him out & ask if he's happy & comfy in there. He'll probably say yes. You see, extra heads & legs like dark, moist places. They're most comfortable & happy in an environment like that. Anyways, if he says yes, (& the smell isn't bad or there isn't anything funky growing inside the orifice,) stick him back in. Pull him back out every couple seconds to check on him, but keep putting him back in. Eventually, he'll spit at you. That means he's had enough. Let him out & he'll go to sleep. Repeat this often. This is by far the best proven way to take care of a third leg & head.
2006-09-29 03:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are not the only male with a "third leg". the issue is that you said you can't control it! I'm sure if you see a specialist, and take the right medication, you're third leg won't be such a problem anymore! and if that doesn't work, consider castration as an option!
2006-09-29 10:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lorena Bobitt.com
2006-09-29 10:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by STONE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal!!!
2006-09-29 11:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfectly normal. Me too.
2006-09-29 10:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah this is kind of abnormal, usually people have three heads.
2006-10-01 19:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by Paley Pale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep your normal especially if the extra head does most of your thinking
2006-09-29 10:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally normal
2006-09-29 10:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by suray f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow the divining rod man
2006-09-29 10:31:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea it's normal!
2006-09-29 10:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋