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2006-09-29 02:52:35 · 27 answers · asked by Skydivingpea 1 in Sports Baseball

27 answers

Great question. What you need to do is stand very still and let one of your friends pound the bat through your brain with another baseball bat. Several short, sharp strikes should do it -- the bat will pass cleanly through your cerebral cortex and emerge out of the opposite ear with minimal damage.

Judging by the nature of this question, I don't think you'll suffer any loss of intelligence.

2006-09-29 02:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by David M 3 · 4 0

pull it out! lol
how on earth did you get a basball bat stuck in your ear in the first place??!! lol

2006-09-29 17:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Giants Fan! 4 · 0 0

Yes. It's a two step operation...

1. Apply hands to bat.
2. Pull away from head.

There. Don't you feel better now?

2006-09-29 09:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jack 7 · 2 0

Ouch! Poor u! How the heck did it get there in the first place? Don't do anything. Just keep it there. That way u don't have to buy ear muffs for the winter. :D

2006-09-29 20:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Cubitpipi a fan of Amazins 4 · 1 0

Lay down on your side, get someone to stand on your head, feet on either side of the bat and get them to pull hard...

Or you could just burn it like a match...

2006-09-29 10:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 1 0

Have someone put keep putting balls in the other; the pressure will force your your bat to pop out.

2006-09-29 09:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by R.Me 2 · 2 0

Just push it on through and pull it out the other side..
Should have no problem going through empty head...

2006-09-29 10:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yeah get someone to throw a baseball at your head.

2006-09-29 10:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Sluugy 5 · 1 0

If you stop smoking weed, you would realize how stupid your attempt at humor makes you look. Do you have a real question? Traces of marijuana will remain in your blood system for up to 60 days, even if you quit now.

2006-09-29 10:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

push it t through till it comes out the other side then then yank hard

2006-09-29 10:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by CRAYO 2 · 1 0

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