Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy Lyrics
They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy
First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
{The song is longer,but ran out of space}
2006-09-29 02:14:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Of coursee he improved it. Every song he parodys, he improves it
2006-09-29 07:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by rules27 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Saga Begins. The story of Star Wars Episode I set to American Pie. It's a work of pure genius! A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation in To maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy Oh My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry He left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force, they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh the Council was impressed of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid All training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here" "Just stick it in your pointy ear" "I still will teach this boy" He was singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin' My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin' My my this here Anakin guy Maybe Vader someday later Now he's just a small fry And he left his home And kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
2016-03-26 22:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beat is the same of course...the lyrics are WAY better and more thought out...he sings better than Chamillionaire...and he even has a better name (Chamillionaire??? how stupid). At least Weird Al had to actually put some thought into his lyrics, rap is nothing but garbage singing and lyrics with great beats.
2006-09-29 02:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by wcbaseball4 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious. Yet another example of Weird Al's genius. I mean, is there no song or style this man can't parody?
2006-09-29 02:22:07 · answer #4 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's an awesome version of the song, i've always loved weird al yankovics music and i think he does the most awesome job and i even think he sings it better too!! so yea love this song haha. :-)
2006-09-29 02:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard it on Monday and rolled over laughing I love Weird Al, he does sing it better, lol!!
2006-09-29 02:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by MOVING 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love this song. I heard it on the radio at work a few times, then i saw the video on ebaumsworld.com. Its hysterical!
2006-09-29 02:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by otsego_stricken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha.......
My TV wake's me up in the morning, and I always have it set on MTV, so when it turns on in the morning it is playing music video's. And this morning that music video was on and I was laughing my buttt off in my bed. He's a genius!
2006-09-29 02:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not an improvement of "Ridin' Dirty", but it's a very funny song.
2006-09-29 02:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by GlamourGirl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's off the chain!!! I LOVE THAT SONG. KEEPS ME LAUGHING THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.
2006-09-29 02:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by momof3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋