2006-09-29 02:13:41 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You don't tell everybody that you are my beloved.
Everybody knows beat where his own shoe pinches.
How good she was. Now....moldy casserole.
2006-09-29 06:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by aiaia57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to give it to dear old mum. She'd never know the difference.
I don't know what it is about the geriatric set, but they seem to turn into some sort of culinary Pack-Rat. Mum and her dessicated cohorts in crime never throw out any type of food. In her refrigerator at this very moment resides a guacamole egg salad that is eligible to vote, and a meatloaf that is old enough to run for President.
Meatloaf in 2008! Death to the Republikans!
Moldy casserole also makes a wonderful nose-putty for Michael Jackson. At least it gives him some sort of colour. But then, I risk offending thee, because I know you have a soft spot for zombies.
So do I. In my case, they're called "tires."
2006-09-29 19:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know as well as I do that given enough time, it would evolve into a superior life form - - Until then however, leave it out at night. It might be the most effective means you will ever experience in facing the threat of burglars.
It has a strong instinct to protect its creator's family and tends to absorb and devour hostile intruders after dropping down from it's shadowy concealment, leaving behind only their clothing, hair and a jelly-like waste product... Presumably from their bones.
2006-09-29 12:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a step ladder, a garden ornament, an ant farm, a negligee, confetti, as a medium for spiritual guidance for the criminally insane and even a bidet !
2006-09-30 10:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
file 13
2006-09-29 09:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about to attract the flies, that attract the spiders that you sprinkle on your Special K? Or was it corn flakes? Rice Krispies? Shredded wheat. Wheaties? I don't remember what you said. Sorry.
2006-09-29 09:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build a little house for the old potatoes taking root in the pantry
2006-09-29 09:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put it in the window sill as a decorative item and decorate for the different holidays.
2006-09-29 12:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the hog trough
2006-09-29 09:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Rja 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could put it in an air tight box and see if you can collect methayne gass off of it
or
you can feed it to the birds
2006-09-29 09:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋