If I feed big Shirley enough rotten Mexican food, & she starts diarrhea-ing & farting everywhere & it stinks bad enough to make me vomit, could I use that as grounds for divorce? I believe in God & I'm sure he would want me to have a good reason. I think this is a good reason. What do you think? Keep in mind, I'd also have to clean up her filthy a*ss, so helps my case, don't ya think?
2006-09-29 02:02:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll bet you wouldn't all be stickin up for her if she ran over you in her scooter.....that she bought with your money....that she gets for disability....because she decided to sit & get huge.......because she doesn't wanna work.
2006-09-29 02:16:38 · update #1
Why not just inject her with air, and say ooopppzz
2006-09-29 02:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are that unhappy be a man and leave or get a divorce(depending on your status). Why do you have to resort to such ridiculous actions. Open your mouth and state your problems and either resolve them or leave. Oh yeah-throw out the bad food!
2006-09-29 09:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by surfer1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how big Shirley likes her mexican food. It wouldn't be too hard really...
2006-09-29 09:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for "big Shirley." I wonder what she says about you behind your back....
2006-09-29 09:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Shirley, she's got big problems, with YOU! (you've got problems too but not with her!)
2006-09-29 09:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is the dumbest thing I've ever read, and I used to read Marvel comics.
2006-09-29 09:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an asshole! I feel sorry for Shirley..........u need serious help dude
2006-09-29 09:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by urmysunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your friend to a hospital.
2006-09-29 09:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋