any good dumb blonde jokes?

Answer 1

Okay I got one. A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. And the boyfriend asks her if she wants any candy. She replies that she wants M&Ms. So a couple of minutes later he comes back. She politley thanks him and starts eating them. But she hands him all of the brown ones. So he asks her why she is handing him the brown ones. She answers, I dont like chocolate.

Answer 2

Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd have thought the second one would duck.

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “Okay, jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large...all in the name of humour.”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this, mister, I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee!”

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And the anti-dumb blode joke:

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice-versa.” Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me five dollars, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you fifty dollars!” figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the Earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer gives her a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Aerophone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his co-workers and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her fifty dollars. The blonde politely takes the money and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, so what is the answer!?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars, and goes back to sleep.

Answer 3

Blond girl walks into a library and asks "Can i Get a hamburger" the Librarian responds by saying this is a library so the blonde girl responds in a quiet voice "Can i get a Hamburger". i know you are in stitches.

Answer 4

three dumb blondes found Aladdin's lamp. They rubbed it and out came the genie.
The first DB asked to be smart and she was changed to a redhead.
The second DB also asked to be smart and was changed to a brunette.
The third DB said she liked being dumb and would like to be dumber and was changed to a man.

Answer 5

Q: How did the blonde chip her teeth?

A: On her Vibrator.

Answer 6

A blonde went into a drapery store and was looking at different curtains. The salesman said my I help you, she said yes I want some pink curtains with purple polka dots for my computer.

The salesperson said why on earth would you want curtains for your computer.

Well duh it has windows, doesnt it?

Answer 7

No there aren't.